How to post like Methais:
1. Be completely unable to argue, and so forced to pick something at totally random, like "You smell!"
2. Post something abjectly retarded, with classic lack of self-awareness.
3. When your demonstrated inability to argue is pointed out and you get put in your place, try to soothe your bruised ego with nonstop mental gymnastics about how you're just much too busy to lay out a coherent argument, despite having the free time to post dozens upon dozens of times.
4. Simp, endlessly, for Parkbandit.
5. Return to step 2.