A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary... I was expecting it to be something gay like you... and I was 100% correct:

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.
by Ian Maxwell March 14, 2003

Like I said, Boomer, you'd embarrass yourself. The second account, thirteen years ago was indeed a sockpuppet. I'm not. Unless I'm the sock puppet of yet another mysterious user you have yet to identify.

I've been here since 2003.

"I've been here since 2003!" doesn't explain your behavior. You've been a member since January 22nd, 2003, or 6,655 days. I've been one since June 16th, 2008, or 4,683 days. You've averaged 8 posts a day, versus just over 1 for me.

I don't go on breaks when someone hurts my feelings. That is the only reason you don't have as many posts as I do.

Given your history of projection, you probably did. Conversely, my interest in the games waxes and wanes.

If you look at posts this year.. I imagine you have more than me.

You have 100 more posts in this thread than anyone else... probably because you have notifications (ZOMG OR EXTENSIONS) turned on

Even if that were true, all that would mean is that you've kept up this rate of posting for a far greater period, evidence of your ongoing obsessive behavior, and you should be the last person claiming anyone else should "take a break."

... so you know the second someone responds to you on an unofficial forum for a 30 year old text based roleplaying game... because you are that fucking petty.

And it makes me smile.

You have literally more posts than anyone else, by over 10,000, and that other person is Methais. Your obsessive behavior on here is made even stranger by the fact that you don't even play this 30 year old text based roleplaying game that you're on the forum for.

See you tomorrow in this thread, nutjob.

You were exposed as the singlemost mentally ill person in the history of this forum. You've spent more time here than anyone else, stalking other men in order to send them sociopathic, sexually graphic messages filled with your trademark impotent rage as humanly possible.

[Parkbandit]

Like I said, Boomer, you'd embarrass yourself. The second account, thirteen years ago was indeed a sockpuppet. I'm not. Unless I'm the sock puppet of yet another mysterious user you have yet to identify.

I was going for literally a sock, turned into a hand puppet. It has no intelligence at all.

But the sockpuppet you are guilty of being is hilarious as well.

As far as another account.... we've had what.. 3-4 accounts you've owned up to here? No one with an IQ above 12 would be surprised you have more.

"I've been here since 2003!" doesn't explain your behavior. You've been a member since January 22nd, 2003, or 6,655 days. I've been one since June 16th, 2008, or 4,683 days. You've averaged 8 posts a day, versus just over 1 for me.

Given your history of projection, you probably did. Conversely, my interest in the games waxes and wanes.

You don't post about the game though.. I'm guessing 98% of your posts are in the political area. It has nothing to do with the game at all.. it has to do with periods of time where you are embarrassed and leave in a huff... only to be lured back in when you think people forgot your stupidity.

We don't.

Even if that were true, all that would mean is that you've kept up this rate of posting for a far greater period, evidence of your ongoing obsessive behavior, and you should be the last person claiming anyone else should "take a break."

You just said you have notifications (or extensions?) to let you know the moment someone responds to you. That's literally all we're talking about. Like how obsessive do you have to be to set up notifications for that?

I can see it for an auction or a sale.. but you have it set up for this thread?

Take a break......... yikes.

You have literally more posts than anyone else, by over 10,000, and that other person is Methais. Your obsessive behavior on here is made even stranger by the fact that you don't even play this 30 year old text based roleplaying game that you're on the forum for.

I'm not here for the roleplaying game at all... I'm here for the political discussion and for the entertainment some people who are really, really stupid give me. I've stated repeatedly that being entertained by monumentally stupid people is a character flaw of mine.

You were exposed as the singlemost mentally ill person in the history of this forum. You've spent more time here than anyone else, stalking other men in order to send them sociopathic, sexually graphic messages filled with your trademark impotent rage as humanly possible.

You were judged by the people here to be retarded and toxic as evidenced by your red rep bar. Sorry it still upsets you so much (not really)

Today is your Monday reminder... hopefully you still have your notifications set to this thread so you can respond immediately.

[Parkbandit]

It's been 90 minutes and Ashliana hasn't responded... can someone check on him?

Either that or his notifications are messed up.

SOMEONE HELP HIM!

[Methais]

Nope. You're making shit up because you have no idea how people use the Internet, and can update configure browsers to notify them when tracked content is updated. Nor are you aware, apparently, that you spending all day to call a random stranger you hate retarded all day is equally stupid. But hey, to each their own, right?

Yes that's totally what happened. But only in Ashliana's world of pretend where everyone else is the problem.

The only thing with you that isn't pretend is the fact that you're so desperate for attention on the PC that you need to know immediately when PB or whoever calls you a dumbass. Especially PB though. Because you love him.

That is what you retardedly thought, and you've been flailingly trying to move the goalposts ever since.

I hope your notifications are letting you know that you're a giant retard who's desperate for attention from people who play a 30 year old text game.

... said with the least amount of self-awareness possible. You literally just got done saying "I'm just going to decide (X) (based on my feelings)."

There you go being dense as fuck again. Good god you just keep getting more and more retarded it's almost starting to become sad. Like Backlash kind of sad, but with more cheese smell.

You're the guy who thought you could explain away your demonstrated ignorance of science by lying out of your ass about "not being a conservative." You don't base anything on facts, Methais. You're feelings all the way, all day, just as you've been in this exchange. And you've been driven to post in this thread for dozens of pages by your bruised fee-fees about how upset you are that 1) you can't argue for shit, 2) you're incredibly butthurt about Trump losing.

Literally everything you just said is your own version of events based on your feeeeeeeeeeeeelings. You also still keep trying to convince yourself that I'm trying to have serious arguments with you vs. just calling you a tard and watching you go nuts like you do 100% of the time, because you simply can't accept reality. Again.

I click this thread a handful of times a day if even that, so that your extreme stupidity can entertain me for a few minutes. And since you're so emotionally unstable and easy to trigger and are incapable of not taking the bait 100% of the time no matter how obvious it is that it's bait, anyone could say literally anything about anything and you'll reply to every word in the post individually roughly .00067 seconds after they made the post, because notifications are super serious business on 30 year old text game forums, all while have a massive meltdown and weakly attempting to project everything onto the person you're replying to.

You, on the other hand, mash F5 all day so that you can reply immediately because "There are people on the internet who need to put in their place!"

And you're still so far up your own ass that you'll never realize that you're here to entertain, and continue to pat yourself on the back for whatever dumb shit you come up with at the time for "putting someone in their place" which just makes it all even more entertaining when all you end up doing is drooling and shitting yourself.

It's funny that you're still trying to convince yourself that my feelings are hurt. This thread is nothing but laughs for me, but for you it's pure anger and rage. But that's a mental issue for you to deal with that goes way beyond the PC that nobody here can help you with. it's like watching a little retarded kid run around thinking he's really Superman, but all he's doing is drooling and shitting himself while yelling I AM SUPERMANNNNNN!!!!!!!!

I'm finished taking my morning dump now, therefore I'm finished with this post.

In the meantime though, please keep putting people "in their place."

Let's see how long the big mad reply takes.

[Methais]

Reality:

Methais: You must be mashing F5 non-stop! You respond to my bullshit too quickly! (A claim he's made before).
Ashliana: <18 paragraphs of straw man and something about having notifications on>
Methais: Who the fuck still has those on in 2021?
Ashliana: No, not those. I went through the extra steps of configuring my browser to alert me anytime someone calls me a retard, because any attention is better than no attention. And I'm in love with PB and I wish he was my "dad."
Methais: Wait, what the fuck kind of extreme loser sets those up for a 30 year old text game forum? Oh right, an extreme loser like you. My bad, I gave you too much credit and didn't think anyone could be that pathetic. But I was wrong again.
Ashliana: <excessive whining and rage>

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

The only thing with you that isn't pretend is the fact that you're so desperate for attention on the PC that you need to know immediately when PB or whoever calls you a dumbass. Especially PB though. Because you love him.

This does explain so much about Ashliana's postings in the past. How he took "You are the biggest cocksnorkler ever" as a sexual come on and all...

It allllll is making sense now.

I need to turn down my toxic masculinity... it's like fishing with a giant net.. sometimes you catch something you would never even touch.

[Ashliana]

I was going for literally a sock, turned into a hand puppet. It has no intelligence at all.

But the sockpuppet you are guilty of being is hilarious as well.

If your goal was to look stupid, then mission accomplished, señor Boomer.

As far as another account.... we've had what.. 3-4 accounts you've owned up to here? No one with an IQ above 12 would be surprised you have more.

My use of a second account that made a little over two dozen posts in mundane conversations 13 years ago apparently shattered your psyche, since you've hysterically accused - what, a half dozen? - people of being me over the years. It's funny that it made you paranoid, but alas, we already knew your conspiratorial leanings.

You don't post about the game though.. I'm guessing 98% of your posts are in the political area. It has nothing to do with the game at all.. it has to do with periods of time where you are embarrassed and leave in a huff... only to be lured back in when you think people forgot your stupidity. We don't.

Where I post doesn't impact why I'm on the forum. I play the game, consistently, you don't. You're literally the most obsessed person with this forum and you haven't played the game in years. And are we forgetting the repeated PMs you've sent over the years trying to get me to post more? Is this your Alzheimer's at work?

You just said you have notifications (or extensions?) to let you know the moment someone responds to you. That's literally all we're talking about. Like how obsessive do you have to be to set up notifications for that?

I can see it for an auction or a sale.. but you have it set up for this thread?

All it does is monitor the state of the pages tracked when left, versus what they are now. It's not "PARKBANDIT POSTED IN (X) THREAD, HURRR" as you've apparently deluded yourself into thinking.

Take a break......... yikes.

Again, you're not in a position to credibly tell anyone to "take a break."

I'm not here for the roleplaying game at all...

We know. That's what makes it so hilarious that you, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness, kept referencing the fact that this is a "unofficial forum for a 30 year old text based roleplaying game" ... that you literally haven't played in years.

I'm here for the political discussion

You don't partake in "political discussion." You post on here to circlejerk about whatever dezinformatsiya has made its way into the right-wing blogosphere, then dogpile the people who occasionally wander in not knowing what kind of person you are.

and for the entertainment some people who are really, really stupid give me. I've stated repeatedly that being entertained by monumentally stupid people is a character flaw of mine.

Okay, Mr. Dunning-Kruger. You're the least intelligent person on the forum -- there's a reason why even other right-wingers have had to gently let you know you're doubling down on your own basic errors.

You were judged by the people here to be retarded and toxic as evidenced by your red rep bar. Sorry it still upsets you so much (not really)

Alas, if only the forum good-boy points you've incestuously farmed, and then used to target every leftist who dares point out that your world view is based on nonsense -- actually meant that you weren't a pariah, and a blight on this forum. Perhaps it's your Alzheimer's at work here, but you were exposed as the sociopathic geezer that spends all his time lurking on a forum dedicated to a game he no longer plays, and stalks other men for years to send them sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage.

Today is your Monday reminder... hopefully you still have your notifications set to this thread so you can respond immediately.

Best of luck figuring out how technology works.

It's been 90 minutes and Ashliana hasn't responded... can someone check on him?

Either that or his notifications are messed up.

SOMEONE HELP HIM!

Alas, had stuff to do this morning. But there, there. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

Yes that's totally what happened. But only in Ashliana's world of pretend where everyone else is the problem.

The only thing with you that isn't pretend is the fact that you're so desperate for attention on the PC that you need to know immediately when PB or whoever calls you a dumbass. Especially PB though. Because you love him.

Your inability to deal with the fact that you made an assertion that you can't demonstrate, and is rooted in your ignorance of how people use the Internet is funny, but your problem.

I hope your notifications are letting you know that you're a giant retard who's desperate for attention from people who play a 30 year old text game.

... he said, in the 68th page of a thread dedicated to the person claiming is "desperate for attention," with no sense of irony, pretending he isn't the 2nd-most prolific poster on the forum dedicated to the 30 year old text game in question.

There you go being dense as fuck again. Good god you just keep getting more and more retarded it's almost starting to become sad. Like Backlash kind of sad, but with more cheese smell.

You trying to pre-empt criticism of you basing your positions on feelings doesn't erase the criticism. Your inability to deal with that you operate almost entirely on feelings may upset you, but is your problem. No one else's.

Literally everything you just said is your own version of events based on your feeeeeeeeeeeeelings. You also still keep trying to convince yourself that I'm trying to have serious arguments with you vs. just calling you a tard and watching you go nuts like you do 100% of the time, because you simply can't accept reality. Again.

Those would be the mental gymnastics you've used to soothe your bruised ego at the fact that every time you've tried to have a "serious argument," you embarrass yourself, since you don't understand how to structure an argument or coherent position.

I click this thread a handful of times a day if even that, so that your extreme stupidity can entertain me for a few minutes. And since you're so emotionally unstable and easy to trigger and are incapable of not taking the bait 100% of the time no matter how obvious it is that it's bait, anyone could say literally anything about anything and you'll reply to every word in the post individually roughly .00067 seconds after they made the post, because notifications are super serious business on 30 year old text game forums, all while have a massive meltdown and weakly attempting to project everything onto the person you're replying to.

If you find pleasure in your inability to argue being pointed out and recorded for posterity, I'm here for it. You might be extremely butthurt that I "respond quickly," but again, that's your issue to deal with, and your "this forum doesn't matter" mental gymnastics are blunted by the fact that you have the second-most posts of any user, second only to PB.

You, on the other hand, mash F5 all day so that you can reply immediately because "There are people on the internet who need to put in their place!"

It's almost as if you're -- how did you term it -- emotionally unstable, easy to trigger, and incapable of not taking the bait 100% of the time no matter how obvious it is that it's bait.

And you're still so far up your own ass that you'll never realize that you're here to entertain, and continue to pat yourself on the back for whatever dumb shit you come up with at the time for "putting someone in their place" which just makes it all even more entertaining when all you end up doing is drooling and shitting yourself.

... he said, in the 68th page of a thread dedicated to the person he's going out of his way to engage with, due to his spectacular butthurt at having repeatedly lost arguments, and upset at Trump's loss.

It's funny that you're still trying to convince yourself that my feelings are hurt. This thread is nothing but laughs for me, but for you it's pure anger and rage. But that's a mental issue for you to deal with that goes way beyond the PC that nobody here can help you with. it's like watching a little retarded kid run around thinking he's really Superman, but all he's doing is drooling and shitting himself while yelling I AM SUPERMANNNNNN!!!!!!!!

I'm finished taking my morning dump now, therefore I'm finished with this post.

In the meantime though, please keep putting people "in their place."

Let's see how long the big mad reply takes.

Your lack of self-awareness of what you're doing -- and your comically transparent projection -- is, as always, your problem. You're upset that you can't run someone off the way that you've done to virtually everyone else who isn't a part of your circlejerk. Or have you deluded yourself into thinking your hilarious pissing and moaning about how "peaceful the forum was" didn't happen? There, there.

Mental gymnastics about why his inability to understand technology and his poor reading comprehension somehow don't reflect on him.

Yikes.

This does explain so much about Ashliana's postings in the past. How he took "You are the biggest cocksnorkler ever" as a sexual come on and all...

It allllll is making sense now.

I need to turn down my toxic masculinity... it's like fishing with a giant net.. sometimes you catch something you would never even touch.

It's especially funny that you've repeatedly tried to rationalize away your deranged obsession with other men, but alas, no one ever claimed anyone your messages were a "sexual come-on," but that they were sexually graphic. Which they were, and they weren't like the non-example you wrote here. Do you really believe people don't know what kind of person you are?

I can only imagine what your wife (poor thing) and children would think if they actually knew what kind of person you are.

[Parkbandit]

And right on schedule... like clockwork.

[Ashliana]

That doesn't really make sense, but sure.

[Parkbandit]

That doesn't really make sense, but sure.

FYI: "like clockwork" doesn't mean DOOMSDAY CLOCK.