Schools open!

[Ashliana]

I didn't pull the NPD card out of a hat.. I literally read what you wrote and have a history of writing.. and went on WebMD to see if I could clinically diagnose you. Looks like once again WebMD was right. Now, make sure you do NOT take medical advice from a random stranger on an unofficial forum for a 30+ year old text roleplaying game.. go seek a professional.

You posted a link to a random disorder that you didn't even try to lay out a connection to, with the bonus irony of you having literally supported a con artist with classic NPD. Sorry, friendo, you pulled it out of a hat. But you did manage to pull the "NO U" card without a shred of self-awareness or irony, though, and for that, you get kudos.

The old #1... I knew that was going to be it.

"I knew I was going to be called out for having poor reasoning!"

Then, uhh.. Perhaps you should come up with a more sound position.

As far as knowing about you.. I know as much about you as you think you know about me.

Let's see..

You pretend to be something you are not on the Internet to escape the harsh reality your mirror tells you every morning.. that you aren't a cute girl

* Citation required. Best of luck!

but a plus sized, hairy freak

* Citation required. Best of luck! My offer stands, though, where I suggested we send pictures of ourselves we can verify to a neutral third party we both respect, like Tisket, and see which of us is the "plus-sized, hairy freak" -- you pussied out of that one. Romnesia strikes Parkbandit again!

who honestly believes that straight guys are always out to hit on him on the Internet.

How unfortunate - doubling down on your reading comprehension failures. Alas, pointing out the fact that you spent over a decade of your life sending sexually graphic messages full of your impotent rage to other forumgoers -- mostly men -- doesn't constitute my ever having claimed that it was you "hitting on" someone. You could try to cite your source for that claim... But we know you won't (more accurately: can't) do that. Better luck next time!

Unfortunately, when you turn off your computer, your fantasy ends and you are microwaving your 2nd dinner of Chef Boyardee ravioli and eating it all by yourself.

Ah, the glories of projection. Kudos again.

You "literally" spent just as much time, using an alt account "that you created to mess with the reputation system" that would be coming out 3 months later.

Looks like you don't know what "literally" means either in a literal or figurative sense.

Alas, no. My fourteen posts on totally benign subjects don't begin to compare with your decade-plus-long of obsessively cycling through the reputation system in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic images you spent untold hours dreaming up.

You are a pathological liar, but I understand why given your life's dice roll of really shitty stats. The only 90's you got were an over-inflated sense of self worth and the uncanny mutant ability to manifest your misery upon others. Next time around, you should put more than a 21 in your Intelligence stat, especially given that there is no growth for you there.

Are you having an aneurysm or a stroke?

See? This is your NOU game being as weak as your wrist. I don't care that Trump lost as much as you did with him winning in 2016. You probably shed real tears, screaming into the sky how unfair it was.

We got through 8 years of President Obama, we can get through 2 or 3 years of President Biden.

And yes, I realize I'm just feeding the plus sized gay troll that lives under a bridge, but stupidity on your level is one of my great weaknesses. I'm trying to be better.

You (and Methais, Rocktar, Neveragain, etc) have been dripping with butthurt since the election. The fact that you aren't self-aware of it is no surprise, but it is quite funny.