Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Someone went through a lot of effort to express their butthurt.

[Tgo01]

I honestly thought this was from the Babylon Bee when I first read it.

Senate Democrats announce they will boycott Amy Coney Barrett's committee vote

Prior to the Democrats' official announcement of their boycott, the HuffPost reported that the plan had not yet been finalized according to one aide, but that "Democrats are preparing to fill their empty seats with poster-sized photos of people who would be hurt by Barrett potentially casting a deciding vote against the Affordable Care Act."

Honestly how does any self respecting adult look at the modern day Democrat party and think they are a legit political party these days?

[Bhaalizmo]

Honestly how does any self respecting adult look at the modern day Democrat party and think they are a legit political party these days?

Cease with the constant pearl clutching, you frumpy moppet. You are of the party of gerrymandering and voter suppression, endorsed by the KKK and the Taliban. You are the sewage, and the swampmuck. You have no moral superiority as your faithless snake oil salesman of a leader is morally bankrupt and you love it. Quit acting like you're a choir boy and embrace your inner scum, the charade was never amusing nor effective. Honestly how does any self respecting adult look at the modern day Republican party and not feel disgusted?

[Tgo01]

Cease with the constant pearl clutching, you frumpy moppet.

Yes it's "pearl clutching" to expect our elected leaders to not act like spoiled rotten children.

[Blazar]

Yes it's "pearl clutching" to expect our elected leaders to not act like spoiled rotten children.

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You're fucking hilarious with this shit, I mean you crack me up for real because you're really this dumb, like it's really possible for someone to be this dumb and I find it hilarious. Do you realize how dumb you make yourself look with every word you type? It's sad man. I'd throw my keyboard out if I were you and self isolate for the rest of eternity. Forget lockdowns for the public good, you should just do it for your own good you fucking idiot.

They're all a bunch of children, but Trump is the biggest narcissistic child of them all, and that's a dangerous combination. I can't wait for your tears in November when Trump loses this election. It will be grand indeed. But the fact that you apparently have expectations that politicians not act like spoiled children, then champion Trump around as your Messiah, is downright fucking ironic and hilarious to me.

[Tgo01]

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You're fucking hilarious with this shit, I mean you crack me up for real because you're really this dumb, like it's really possible for someone to be this dumb and I find it hilarious. Do you realize how dumb you make yourself look with every word you type? It's sad man. I'd throw my keyboard out if I were you and self isolate for the rest of eternity. Forget lockdowns for the public good, you should just do it for your own good you fucking idiot.

They're all a bunch of children, but Trump is the biggest narcissistic child of them all, and that's a dangerous combination. I can't wait for your tears in November when Trump loses this election. It will be grand indeed. But the fact that you apparently have expectations that politicians not act like spoiled children, then champion Trump around as your Messiah, is downright fucking ironic and hilarious to me.

Looks like I broke another one.

[Blazar]

Looks like I broke another one.

The only thing you could manage to break is your tiny little pencil dick inside Trump's asshole. Keep dreaming though, buddy.

[Tgo01]

The only thing you could manage to break is your tiny little pencil dick inside Trump's asshole. Keep dreaming though, buddy.

You sure you're not broken? You sound broken.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ok Muppet

[~Rocktar~]

Ok Muppet

Yep, triggered.