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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gavin-n...sk-restaurant/

    Yes, that's right. In California, you need to put your mask on/off between bites while eating at a restaurant.

    Also, minimize the number of times you take your mask off.

    So.... take bigger bites?

    What a joke that state has become.... and the retarded people keep voting these retards into office.

    Holy fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gavin-n...sk-restaurant/

    Yes, that's right. In California, you need to put your mask on/off between bites while eating at a restaurant.

    Also, minimize the number of times you take your mask off.

    So.... take bigger bites?

    What a joke that state has become.... and the retarded people keep voting these retards into office.

    Holy fuck.
    Now people will be touching their face.......



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    Quote Originally Posted by Geijon View Post
    That the fourth state in addition to the other three you've named that ran you out?
    What? I've never lived in California.. and I've never been run out of a state.

    You seem more upset than "normal", Geijon. What's the matter.. you blew through your WIC check early again?
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geijon View Post
    That the fourth state in addition to the other three you've named that ran you out?
    Get your mental illness checked. You're starting to hallucinate now.

    Dork.
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    "California is gonna have to ration water. You wanna know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific. Because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish, that aren't doing very well without water." -- Trump
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    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geijon View Post
    You clown.
    How cute, Biden taught you a new word this week.

    Was that before or after you let him sniff your butthole though?
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    I asked for neither your Opinion,
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    Donald Trump has demanded Puerto Ricans vote for him, despite the island’s residents not being able to cast a ballot in the presidential election.

    Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.

    “I’m not gonna say the best, but I’m just about the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico. You better vote for me, Puerto Rico,” boasted the president.


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/better-vo...054145519.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution

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    Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Donald Trump has demanded Puerto Ricans vote for him, despite the island’s residents not being able to cast a ballot in the presidential election.

    Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.

    “I’m not gonna say the best, but I’m just about the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico. You better vote for me, Puerto Rico,” boasted the president.


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/better-vo...054145519.html
    He's courting the Puerto Ricans that moved to Florida because they couldn't rebuild an island with paper towels.

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