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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Danny DeVito is my spirit animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    You sound racist to me.
    Don't you have tubs to be installing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashlander View Post
    Don't you have tubs to be installing?
    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    He only works with Tubgirls now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Some Rogue View Post
    He only works with Tubgirls now.
    Because of my divorce.. or is it because I have a gf who works at McDonalds?????

    I literally forgot how bad Androidpk was at everything he ever attempted.

    He's probably homeless now because no one wants him listening to them masturbate and complaining about it on the Internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Democrats in 2016: OMG! Trump is too old to be president! He can't be president because of his age! OMG OMG OMG!
    Democrats in 2020: LOL! Our top two candidates would be 8 and 9 years older if they are sworn in as president compared to when Trump was first sworn in! LOL LOL LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Democrats in 2016: OMG! Trump is too old to be president! He can't be president because of his age! OMG OMG OMG!
    Democrats in 2020: LOL! Our top two candidates would be 8 and 9 years older if they are sworn in as president compared to when Trump was first sworn in! LOL LOL LOL!
    Thing is, Biden literally looks and acts like a walking corpse. I honestly don't believe Biden has 4 more years left in him.

    One thing is for certain, if Biden is the Democrat candidate, the Democrat voter turnout will be piss poor.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Bernie is older than Biden but Bernie's brain fucking works and he can form a complete sentence without either drooling or mixing up the name of his wife and his daughter or calling the man he served as VP for for two terms 'Raprock Obama'. Biden is visibly rotting every time he's on television and his brain is melting out of his ears. Trump is going to shit on Biden's corpse in the general. The DNC are an obsolete completely useless grift machine dedicated entirely to continuing to enrich the donor class and themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audioserf View Post
    Bernie is older than Biden but Bernie's brain fucking works and he can form a complete sentence without either drooling or mixing up the name of his wife and his daughter or calling the man he served as VP for for two terms 'Raprock Obama'. Biden is visibly rotting every time he's on television and his brain is melting out of his ears. Trump is going to shit on Biden's corpse in the general. The DNC are an obsolete completely useless grift machine dedicated entirely to continuing to enrich the donor class and themselves.
    It's sad to watch. I don't even know how he will make it through the coming months, Bernie supporters are going to go full militant.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Biden 2020 is HRC 2016 all over again except somehow worse in every single possible fucking way, lmao.

    And I never would have imagined the Liz Warren story ended with her in the Jill Stein role. I had her slotted in as the Rubio.

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