Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Dude stop, they get it. The Parkfaggots, Methheads, and TgN0’s of the world know he’s a complete fraud and douchebag. But the token bones they get thrown every year which they (incorrectly) believe is making threm richer is all they need. Fuck the other guy, let them die.

Deep down inside you’re talking to selfish, self-deluded, and deeply cynical even hateful people who are in reality unhappy with their lives. You will never convince them to the truth.

We broke you. Now you don't even bother trying to hide it.

Hey, how about you tell us a story about how you are destitute in San Francisco because no one can afford a house there... and then come back and claim you own multiple homes and now live in Virginia?

Mr. I haven't had a raise in 3 years because I push a mop.

[Methais]

Dude stop, they get it. The Parkfaggots, Methheads, and TgN0’s of the world know he’s a complete fraud and douchebag. But the token bones they get thrown every year which they (incorrectly) believe is making threm richer is all they need. Fuck the other guy, let them die.

Deep down inside you’re talking to selfish, self-deluded, and deeply cynical even hateful people who are in reality unhappy with their lives. You will never convince them to the truth.

Gosh what a coincidence that they both happen to be logged on at 4am and browsing the PC.

This totally isn't the same retard replying to himself or anything...

[Methais]

We broke you. Now you don't even bother trying to hide it.

Hey, how about you tell us a story about how you are destitute in San Francisco because no one can afford a house there... and then come back and claim you own multiple homes and now live in Virginia?

Mr. I haven't had a raise in 3 years because I push a mop.

Actual footage of him at work mopping:

[Tgo01]

This is how you make good memes.

This is...well this is something else...

https://twitter.com/Mike2020/status/...079848960?s=20

This is something a 5 year old thinks is clever and shows their dad who in turns pats the kid on the head to get them to go away, yet this is an actual ad from a Democratic candidate.

[Methais]

This is how you make good memes.

This is...well this is something else...

https://twitter.com/Mike2020/status/...079848960?s=20

This is something a 5 year old thinks is clever and shows their dad who in turns pats the kid on the head to get them to go away, yet this is an actual ad from a Democratic candidate.

[Tgo01]

Best timeline ever: gay protesters show up to a campaign event for Gay Pete to call him out because apparently he's too white or something, so supporters called them homophobes, to which they replied they are gay and said it's not homophobic to express opinions about a gay candidate.

[Gelston]

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

How fucking stupid is this guy?

Jesus...

[drauz]

Wasn't there a guy who stabbed to death a few people on a train as well?