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    Klobuchar isn't a real person so this is still accurate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    BREAKING: Bernie 2020 releases updated internal #IowaCaucus totals with 60% reporting:

    Sanders 29.4%
    Buttigieg 24.87%
    Warren: 20.65%
    Biden: 12.92%
    Klobuchar: 11.18%
    If this is true.. it's looking more and more likely this was done to take the wind out of Sander's sails.

    And I can't believe Mayor Pete did that well.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    To be fair, Sanders isn't a democrat in the first place and shouldn't even be allowed to run for their nomination.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    If this is true.. it's looking more and more likely this was done to take the wind out of Sander's sails.

    And I can't believe Mayor Pete did that well.
    All evidence so far suggests a software fuck up. I too was surprised by Mayor Pete.

    Clearly anyone who came up with zero votes should be asking themselves if it's time to hang it up.

    One thing I find interesting is that if you divide it up between progressives and non, it's a dead heat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archigeek View Post
    All evidence so far suggests a software fuck up. I too was surprised by Mayor Pete.

    Clearly anyone who came up with zero votes should be asking themselves if it's time to hang it up.

    One thing I find interesting is that if you divide it up between progressives and non, it's a dead heat.
    He's lost at least one voter already because tolerant left:



    I thought only republicans were dumb hicks that hate everyone who's not a straight white male? What happened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archigeek View Post
    All evidence so far suggests a software fuck up. I too was surprised by Mayor Pete.

    Clearly anyone who came up with zero votes should be asking themselves if it's time to hang it up.

    One thing I find interesting is that if you divide it up between progressives and non, it's a dead heat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    He didn't have at least 15 supporters in his group.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    To be fair, Sanders isn't a democrat in the first place and shouldn't even be allowed to run for their nomination.
    He's as much of a dem as Trump is a republican.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    He's as much of a dem as Trump is a republican.
    Trump has been the most Republican president in my entire life. What you been smoking lately? The only way he could get any more conservative is if he got really serious about reducing spending, but since that would be an issue Democrats could club him over the head with during the 2020 election I'm fine with him letting the debt grow a little as long as the economy keeps growing.

    Even Reagan wanted to be liked by the Democrats so he caved on some issues like immigration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    letting the debt grow a little
    You are fucking insane. Trump is worse than Obama was with the debt and deficit. SOMEONE has got to address it before we turn into Greece.
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    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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