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    Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record

    NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.

    In a local qualifying race for the World Road Cycling League, the motorcyclist crushed the previous 100-mile record of 3 hours, 13 minutes with his amazing new score of well under an hour.

    Professional motorcycle racer Judd E. Banner, the brave trans-vehicle rider, was allowed to race after he told league organizers he's always felt like a bicyclist in a motorcyclist's body.

    "Look, my ride has handlebars, two wheels, and a seat," he told reporters as he accepted a trophy for his incredible time trial. "Just because I've got a little extra hardware, such as an 1170-cc flat-twin engine with 110 horsepower, doesn't mean I have any kind of inherent advantage here."

    Banner also said he painted the word "HUFFY" on the side of his bike, ensuring he has no advantage over the bikes that came out of the factory as bicycles.

    Some critics say he needs to cut off his motor in order to make the competition fairer, but he quickly called these people bigots, and they were immediately banned from professional cycle racing.

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    I asked for neither your Opinion,
    your Acceptance
    nor your Permission.

    "The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis." Dante Alighieri 3
    "It took 2000 mules to install one Jackass." Diamond and Silk Watch the Movie

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    Trump booed at World Series

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-b...and-nationals/

    Republicans today:
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    The memes have been pretty great.







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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Trump booed at World Series

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-b...and-nationals/

    Republicans today:
    Then the Nationals continued their 3 game at home losing streak, coughing up a 2 game lead and head into Houston down 3-2.

    Trump: "You know, I never really liked the Nationals. They have always been a really low energy team. Look at the history of the Astros, I mean Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens. The Nationals have just always been really bad."
    Last edited by Neveragain; 10-28-2019 at 12:54 PM.


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    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
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    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    https://www.theguardian.com/sport/20...hants-baseball

    Donald Trump booed and greeted with 'lock him up' chants at World Series

    The President attended Game 5 of the World Series between the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros at Nationals Park, a short journey from the White House. When Trump was shown on the video screens in the stadium he was loudly booed by fans. That, perhaps, was predictable: Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon and both Bushes were all booed while attending baseball games as President. What came shortly afterwards was a little more personal in a city that is heavily Democratic as cries of “Lock him up!” rang out, a reference to the chants about Hillary Clinton used at Trump’s rallies in the run-up to the 2016 presidential elections.
    Drain the swamp.

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    Trump Should buy the Nationals when he leaves office in 2025.


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    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Literally no one is surprised that the most corrupt city in the country is booing Trump.

    When are you going to tell us what these "technicalities" are that caused Trump to win the 2016 election though?
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Literally no one is surprised that the most corrupt city in the country is booing Trump.

    When are you going to tell us what these "technicalities" are that caused Trump to win the 2016 election though?
    Trump should run as a democrat this time.

    Trump: "I always was a registered Democrat, some of my closest friends are Democrats. But you know, I saw what Hillary was doing to the Democrats. She's really not a very good person. But now that Hillary has decided not to run for president, I 'm going to run as a Democrat."
    Last edited by Neveragain; 10-28-2019 at 01:36 PM.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Trump should run as a democrat this time.

    Trump: "I always was a registered Democrat, some of my closest friends are Democrats. But you know, I saw what Hillary was doing to the Democrats. She's really not a very good person. But now that Hillary has decided not to run for president, I 'm going to run as a Democrat."
    He should just make up a new party and go with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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