Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

We have been helping them out. How long do we help them out by keeping troops stationed in the country? 2 more years? 5 more? 20 more? Forever?

Also Republicans are supposedly the warmongers so of course they want to keep troops stationed in the Middle East. But Democrats were the ones who were rioting in the streets because of "Bush's wars", but now when a Republican president wants to withdraw our troops he's a bad person because securing Syria's border is more important than securing our own.

Nice spin I guess though.

This is all correct.

[Methais]

[Tgo01]

Racist.

[Methais]

Racist.

OIL IS BLACK

[Tgo01]

OIL IS BLACK

Why your oil gotta be black? Oh I see, you want black oil in your engine doing all of the work to keep your car running! Where would yo white ass be without that black oil?! Probably stranded on the side of the road wondering where all your white privilege went!

[Gelston]

OIL IS BLACK

Crude oil can be transparent, yellow-green, reddish, amber, brown, or black. Racist.

[Methais]

Why your oil gotta be black? Oh I see, you want black oil in your engine doing all of the work to keep your car running! Where would yo white ass be without that black oil?! Probably stranded on the side of the road wondering where all your white privilege went!

My car runs on milk.

WHITE MILK!!!!

[Methais]

Crude oil can be transparent, yellow-green, reddish, amber, brown, or black. Racist.

That makes sense, since they also refer to oil as TRANSPARENT YELLOW-GREEN REDDISH AMBER BROWN OR BLACK GOLD.

Thank you for helping me become more diverse.

[Gelston]

That makes sense, since they also refer to oil as TRANSPARENT YELLOW-GREEN REDDISH AMBER BROWN OR BLACK GOLD.

Thank you for helping me become more diverse.

They only called it black gold because it was the early 1900s and they were all racists back then.

[Tgo01]

They only called it black gold because it was the early 1900s and they were all racists back then.

"Back then"? You crackers are all racist today!