Some random nutjob in the CIA or something: OMG! I heard from another person who heard Trump say he threatened to withhold funds from Ukraine unless they investigated Joe Biden's son!
Democrats: OMG! This is treason! We must impeach NOW!
Trump and Ukraine: The fuck you all talking about? Nothing of the sort happened.
Democrats: OMG OMG! We need the full transcript of the conversation NOW! Or else it's impeachment for you!!!
Trump: Fucking FINE! If it will shut you up I'll release the full transcript.
Democrats: But how can we be sure we can trust the transcript?
Can the Democrats all be impeached now? This is beyond sad now. I don't even know what to describe this. It's far beyond Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's just downright malice and lunacy.