Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Democrat policies are failing major cities like Chicago and Detroit, and even entire states like California.

What are Democrats doing to address the failures of their policies? Perhaps rethink their policies? Try to find some common ground with Republicans? At least admit some of their policies are failures and maybe they should look for different policies?

Don't be silly! They are just blaming Republicans for their failed policies!

First was a few weeks ago when the governor of California said part of the reason for the state's large homeless population was because Texas was sending their homeless to Texas.

And now the mayor of Chicago said the reason for so many gun crimes being committed in her city (even though they have strict gun laws) is because those darn red states are allowing guns to flood into her city.

[Gelston]

Texas was sending their homeless to Texas..

wut

[Tgo01]

wut

Texas, California. Same thing, well according to California anyways.

[Wrathbringer]

No "I'm sorry for being white" stickers so I don't know.

[Wrathbringer]

A friend of mine in the service wrote "proud to be white" on the huge back window of his vintage mustang. We were like, uh, you know you're probably going to get in trouble over that... He did, so then he changed it to "glad I'm not a nigger".

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

A friend of mine in the service wrote "proud to be white" on the huge back window of his vintage mustang. We were like, uh, you know you're probably going to get in trouble over that... He did, so then he changed it to "glad I'm not a nigger".

Hope he gets his ass kicked.

[Gelston]

[Methais]

And now the mayor of Chicago said the reason for so many gun crimes being committed in her city (even though they have strict gun laws) is because those darn red states are allowing guns to flood into her city.

Chicago should build a wall.

A friend of mine in the service wrote "proud to be white" on the huge back window of his vintage mustang. We were like, uh, you know you're probably going to get in trouble over that... He did, so then he changed it to "glad I'm not Backlash".

This is correct.

[Tgo01]

News: Many states might be hit by Dorian, including Alabama.
Trump: Many states might be hit by Dorian, including Alabama.

After the hurricane changes course and Alabama is safe:
News: OMG! What a fucking moron Trump is for suggesting Alabama might be hit! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!!!

Maybe we need to rethink that whole "free press" thing. Maybe put some limitations on it like "You have to ACTUALLY be the press and not just a propaganda machine."

[Methais]

ThinkProgress, a top progressive website operated by the liberal think tank, Center for American Progress, is shutting down on Friday after a 15 year run.


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