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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

  1. 04-24-2019, 01:01 PM #6351
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    Tuck a penis into itself or deal with cancer?

    Cancer gets dealt with first dude, sorry.
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    Cancer sufferers are racist.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984
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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Kind of makes me want a twitter account to go troll that dude. But it's also from 5/14/17... so... nah.
    http://www.usdebtclock.org/
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    "Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
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    rofl
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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Feminist Cafe That Charged 18% ‘Man Tax’ Goes Out of Business

    “The man tax blew up the internet, an idea that we didn’t think was all too radical, yet the way the world responded showed us how fragile masculinity is.”



    "Fragile masculinity"

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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Kim Jong Un has a detachment of people who collect his waste... cigarette butts, shit, etc... so foreign intelligence cannot see into his health and/or lifestyle.

    1) What is that job title?
    2) Is there competition for it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    Kim Jong Un has a detachment of people who collect his waste... cigarette butts, shit, etc... so foreign intelligence cannot see into his health and/or lifestyle.

    1) What is that job title?
    2) Is there competition for it?
    Bet the turnover rate is high. You missed this cigarette butt....gunshot
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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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