Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Companies used to virtue signal by how many vets they hire and if their product was produced right here in the good ol' US of A.

Now companies virtue signal by how many people of color, LGBTQA, and midgets they hire.

I say it's about time we got back to basics!

There is no "used to", they still do.

[Methais]

There is no "used to", they still do.

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

[RichardCranium]

I'm more annoyed that the quality of their coffee isn't their selling point, the fact that they are veteran owned and their political views are. I couldn't give a fuck less about that shit.

Also, Covfefe is excellent drink.

Any coffee that isn't Community can get fucked.

Dunkin Donuts will do in a pinch.

[Gelston]

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

[Stumplicker]

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

That doesn't preclude two midgets in a trenchcoat.

[Methais]

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

[Ashlander]

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

They don't need airplanes either just fire them out of a cannon.

[Gelston]

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

[Methais]

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

[Taernath]

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

Height waivers were given out like candy after 9/11.