Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Taernath]

Billionaire Howard Schultz is very upset you’re calling him a billionaire

Get Melania Trump on the horn: Someone’s been bullying Howard Schultz by calling him a “billionaire.”

In an interview with CNBC last week, the former Starbucks CEO appeared to take personal offense to being described as a “billionaire.” He said that people should use the softer “people of wealth” or “people of means” to describe his class, which accounts for just 1 percent of the world’s population but controls more than half of its money.

“The moniker billionaire now has become the catchphrase,” said Schultz, who’s been a lifelong Democrat but is pondering an independent run for president. “I would rephrase that and I would say that ‘people of means’ have been able to leverage their wealth and their interests in ways that are unfair.”

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[Tgo01]

Billionaire Howard Schultz is very upset you’re calling him a billionaire

Won't someone please think of the billionaires!

[Tgo01]

The Attorney General of VA, the next in line for governor after the Lt Gov, also dressed in racist black face in the 80's.

Darn these racist, raping Republicans! Oh, oh wait, the governor, Lt Gov, and AG are all Democrats.

[Taernath]

Did everyone dress in blackface in the '80s? They should put that on the next season of Stranger Things.

[Tgo01]

Did everyone dress in blackface in the '80s? They should put that on the next season of Stranger Things.

Apparently so. I feel left out now.

[Tgo01]

Justin Fairfax said “fuck that bitch” as he tried to discredit his accuser during a private meeting Monday night, sources tell @NBCNews’ @GeoffRBennett and me.

So...when are feminists and Democrats going to demand this man resign?

[Alfster]

So...when are feminists and Democrats going to demand this man resign?

It's cool for you to throw out all of pks sourcing when it had annonymous sources. But since it fits your political spin, use it.

[Tgo01]

It's cool for you to throw out all of pks sourcing when it had annonymous sources. But since it fits your political spin, use it.

If far leftists such as Androidpk want to tell me to never believe in anonymous sources then let them make that argument. Until then I'm going to go ahead and play by their rules.

Kavanaugh was accused of rape that happened 40 years ago so he doesn't get to be a supreme court justice. Fairfax is accused of rape 20 years ago AND calls her a bitch just yesterday then he doesn't get to be Lt Governor. Is this how this game works far leftists?

[Parkbandit]

Did everyone dress in blackface in the '80s? They should put that on the next season of Stranger Things.

No. Just the racist ones..

[Parkbandit]

If far leftists such as Androidpk want to tell me to never believe in anonymous sources then let them make that argument. Until then I'm going to go ahead and play by their rules.

Kavanaugh was accused of rape that happened 40 years ago so he doesn't get to be a supreme court justice. Fairfax is accused of rape 20 years ago AND calls her a bitch just yesterday then he doesn't get to be Lt Governor. Is this how this game works far leftists?

I think their rules are utterly regarded.. but they came up with this rule book.