Fucking why?
From selling knockoff Gameboys to knockoff PS Vita.
Nintendo threatened to sue him into oblivion, so he switched to Sony now.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam
As you sing, you feel a faint resonating vibration from the blue sapphire armband in your hand...
The armband resonates with your voice, indicating that it enhances its owner in the following ways:
It provides a boost of 2 to Survival Ranks.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 7 times.
It provides a boost of 2 to Shield Use Ranks.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 10 times.
It provides a boost of 1 to Two-Handed Weapons Ranks.
This enhancement may not be used by adventurers who have not trained 4 times.
The armband looks to have more than your average giantman could count charges remaining.
THW and shield use on the same item