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    Hmm I thought liberals and demos. were the snowflakes. Damn always getting it mixed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    didn't you get upset that the person you were mooching off of masturbated too loudly or some crap?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    Android wins this round. Rocktard gave up. We should get you a white flag to wave Rocktard.
    Do you pay for that bottled water from Flint or is it free?

    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    It's fucking hilarious how butthurt you snowflakes get whenever someone criticizes Trump. Even Alex Jones can control his emotions better than you.
    It's amazing how defensive you little children get when someone points out Obama's failings. Even Piers Morgan can control his emotions better than you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    It's fucking hilarious how butthurt you snowflakes get whenever someone criticizes Trump. Even Alex Jones can control his emotions better than you.
    This is a serious question:

    Is there really such a thing as a woman that masturbates too loudly?


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    Do you pay for that bottled water from Flint or is it free?

    It's amazing how defensive you little children get when someone points out Obama's failings. Even Piers Morgan can control his emotions better than you.
    Another loss for Rocktard.

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    PRIO said the nomination had been confirmed by a "U.S. nominator." The language used to describe the nomination was the same as that used the year prior, when Trump was also nominated, according to PRIO.

    But details soon emerged that suggested all was not as it seemed. The next month, Njolstad told AFP that "we have good reason to believe that a nomination we received concerning Trump has been falsified." Njolstad later told the New York Times that the nomination the prior year appeared to have been faked, too, and that the discovery had been confirmed after the alleged nominator said he or she had not nominated the U.S. president.

    Norwegian police had been in contact with the FBI since fall 2017, the Times reported, suggesting that there was suspicion the fraud had originated in the United States. However, this week, Norwegian police suggested that although the nomination was "openly fraudulent," a lack of progress in the investigation meant the case was closed.

    "We haven't been able to find the [real] identity" of the person, Oslo police's Tone Bysting told AFP
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    It was probably David Dennison.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ze-nomination/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    So... standard operating procedure for you on everything.

    No shit.
    What he meant was...

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    I've never thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by beldannon5 View Post
    Hmm I thought liberals and demos. were the snowflakes. Damn always getting it mixed up
    It's the equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?"

    They literally have a meltdown after the Presidential election and we call them snowflakes. Now they lash out and call anyone a snowflake that doesn't agree with them.

    PC RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    ROFL

    Yeah, the only objective news sources come from places like Infowars, Prager U, Fox News, Breibart, and the random fake news sites you like to pull from.

    Reality is a liberal conspiracy! Facts are biased!

    I mean, that ridiculously liberal bias at ABC, CBS, and NPR MUST be pointed out!
    You're not qualified to talk about facts.

    You are what happens when a mediocre mind gets filled with biased garbage.
    You're seriously the most self unaware person I've ever known in my life. And I know some really clueless stupid fucks.

    There's some hope for you though because...

    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    This is just the cult talking.



    Trump wakes up in an Ambien fog and fires off typo riddled bullshit tweets. He also stroked out on TV but they said it was just cotton mouth. At least Rubio can drink water with one hand when he's thirsty. Trump had to hold a glass of water with one hand while steadying it with the other.

    The real issue here is that we have no fucking idea what physical state this man is in. Does he have Alzheimer's? Is he half senile? Does he wear a pacemaker, had surgeries or is prone to having surgeries? He ran on the idea that Hillary was weak and he'd be the strongest human being to ever hold the office of the presidency. Now we know he forged that.
    This stupid sack of syphilis twats is making a serious run for your title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    It's the equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?"

    They literally have a meltdown after the Presidential election and we call them snowflakes. Now they lash out and call anyone a snowflake that doesn't agree with them.

    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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