Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

This is the event I'm talking about -

Honestly, that just looks like a fainting spell.

[Methais]

Honestly, that just looks like a fainting spell.

Looks to me like she sharted unexpectedly and didn't know how to react.

[Parkbandit]

Looks to me like she sharted unexpectedly and didn't know how to react.

She sharts all the time.. she knows exactly how to react.

[Wrathbringer]

Looks to me like she sharted unexpectedly and didn't know how to react.

She sharts all the time.. she knows exactly how to react.

[Gelston]

This is the event I'm talking about -

Looks like a heat casualty to me. I bet I've seen more than you. Dumb bitch probably didn't drink water all day. She probably needs to go change her fucking socks and take a goddamn motrin too.

[cwolff]

Today what we’re hoping to do is – there have been discussions between that day to now, and we’ve continued to develop both administratively and sort of begin to put some outlines around the substance of the agenda for the summit between the President and Chairman Un. And today we’re hoping to nail some of those down to say – to put in place a framework for a successful summit between the two presidents.

I've never put much thought into it, but his family name is Kim with Jong Un as his first name(s) right? I expect the State Department of all departments to get this right but now I'm not so sure.

[Androidpk]

I've never put much thought into it, but his family name is Kim with Jong Un as his first name(s) right? I expect the State Department of all departments to get this right but now I'm not so sure.

No idea where they came up with this fuckery.

[Parkbandit]

I've never put much thought into it

So... standard operating procedure for you on everything.

No shit.

[~Rocktar~]

I'm pissed about this. The big deal about Hillary's health during the election. The rumors about her being less than physically fit for a stressful job. Then we come to learn trump wrote his own medical cert. I'm pissed about that so I'm probably ascribing motive to Gelston that may not exist.

Trump isn't stumbling around, slurring words and looking like a fricking reanimated cow turd under remote control in public though. Gerald Ford stumbled once and was forever known as a klutz and yet was one of the most physically active and sports minded presidents we have ever had. Something is wrong with Hillary and it has nothing to do with her being a shitpile for a candidate.

[cwolff]

Trump isn't stumbling around, slurring words and looking like a fricking reanimated cow turd under remote control in public though. Gerald Ford stumbled once and was forever known as a klutz and yet was one of the most physically active and sports minded presidents we have ever had. Something is wrong with Hillary and it has nothing to do with her being a shitpile for a candidate.

Covfefe.