Russia Investigation Heating Up

[Parkbandit]

Hey bud, PB has been making far more illuminating and spot on points than you. He has a crude grasp on American politics but has an uncanny “by the gut” instinct for people and society that could only have been earned through years of customer interaction and salesman skills as a hot tub installer. Show respect to a learned elder!

PB, I hope you continue to post, as I think you, Neveragain, and Fortybox are probably the only ones to read between the lines in our vapid and crumbling democratic society. Thank you, sir.

[Parkbandit]

Yes, I do believe a special counsel should be appointed to investigate this. If nothing else, it will still be less of a waste of time than the Russia investigation.

Less money as well. I will investigate this collusion for only $1,000.00 US dollars.

[Methais]

Less money as well. I will investigate this collusion for only $1,000.00 US dollars.

I’ll do it for 1000 Simucoins.

[Ashliana]

I just like to make shit up because I'm not intelligent enough to come up with anything that actually corresponds to what people say to me.

You don't have to keep repeating yourself. And, uhh, you do realize the quote you made your signature (... lol), doesn't actually imply hypocrisy for the times when I do feel like getting into a back-and-forth.

I've known you've had reading comprehension problems for years, but this is an entirely new level of you falling on your face. Kudos on demonstrating the ability to keep surprising people after a decade, even if it's with the increasing depths of your stupidity. Clearly, you never went to college, but that's like third grade level reading comprehension.

Yikes.

[Parkbandit]

Well, sometimes I NEED someone to agree with or agree with me. And my other personalities mostly are just me, only with different histories behind them.. so it's easy to agree with them. My favorite was Kierphe. He was my rugged man personality that I would use to pretend I'm tough when someone was picking on my girl persona. I still don't know how I was outted, but it was very embarrassing! I had to go through ALL the posts I made as Kierphe and delete them all. I wasn't able to scrub the forums as clean as I would like because some meanie heads quoted Ashliana responding to Kierphe! That was very hurtful and it really upset me. I don't want to talk about it anymore.. can we talk about another disorder I have instead?

Um, sure. Let's move back to your negative self body image. Why do you think you find yourself to be a grotesque pig?

[Parkbandit]

I’ll do it for 1000 Simucoins.

What's the current exchange rate?

[Wrathbringer]

You don't have to keep repeating yourself. And, uhh, you do realize the quote you made your signature (... lol), doesn't actually imply hypocrisy for the times when I do feel like getting into a back-and-forth.

I've known you've had reading comprehension problems for years, but this is an entirely new level of you falling on your face. Kudos on demonstrating the ability to keep surprising people after a decade, even if it's with the increasing depths of your stupidity. Clearly, you never went to college, but that's like third grade level reading comprehension.

Yikes.

lol @ your rep

[Ashliana]

I'm too stupid to understand that I'm proving Ashliana's point by demonstrating I can't respond to anything being said to me.

We know, PB.

lol @ your rep

You're retarded.

[audioserf]

That fringe retarded section of the Democrat Party is their majority though. The ones in power have to placate to these morons, even though they are just using them.

That's really not true, though. Permanently offended snowflakes don't represent the majority of Democrats any more than Alex Jones or someone like Milo (I refuse to look up how to spell his last name) represents the majority of Republicans. Modern social media has just made it incredibly easy for a very loud minority of the population to appear to speak for their entire side, which is one of the larger downsides of social media.

[Parkbandit]

There are multiple reasons I have to pretend to be something I'm not online. First of all, I can't do this in real life. If a guy I want to be with sees me, he basically runs away in horror. But online, I can be whoever I want to be. If I want to be a beautiful girl, I can! If I want to be a less ugly man, DONE! I just have one rule: NO SKYPE!

Yes, I can see how Skype could be a big issue. Please continue.