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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post


    Here’s just a partial list of Berky’s excuses and the ways she tried to throw her weight around to get out of the ticket:

    * On the phone with her son. (illegal in NY)
    * Going with the flow of traffic.
    * She’s a local lawmaker.
    * On her way to a job interview.
    * On her way to take her son to parties.
    * If she didn’t go with the flow of traffic, other drivers would honk at her.
    * She started crying.
    * She wailed that the fines were too expensive.
    * Said she suffered from PTSD.
    * Appeared to feign a panic attack while appearing to hyperventilate and then calmly answered her phone.
    * Accused officer of singling her out.
    * Said she missed the job interview.
    * Claimed cop was ruining her career.
    * Said the officer made her feel unsafe.
    * “I work 24 hours a day just to support my family."
    * Calls assistant during the call to see if her schedule is clear for court date.

    New York deserves representatives like this.


    If she was black this would be all over the news RACIST GESTAPO TARGET WORKING BLACK MOTHER TO RUIN HER CAREER BECAUSE OF HER SKIN COLOR!!!!!

    That bitch is for real mentally unstable to have a meltdown like that over a speeding ticket. We know who she voted for.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    [Private]-GSIV:Nyatherra: "Until this moment i forgot that i changed your name to Biff Muffbanger on Lnet"
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Last edited by rolfard; 11-05-2017 at 10:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rolfard View Post
    Hey man she works 24 HOURS A DAY give her a break!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Oh, trust me, some police still carry night sticks. They are trained to use them too. It is very non-lethal. I have the training. You can take down a guy double your size with it. You're not even beating them with it, you just put it in the right place and you can have them begging for cuffs.
    One of my family members who was on SWAT previously and is now a K9 handler on the bomb squad walked by me one holiday and pinched me somewhere near my collar bone. I fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viekn View Post
    One of my family members who was on SWAT previously and is now a K9 handler on the bomb squad walked by me one holiday and pinched me somewhere near my collar bone. I fell to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
    Is he a Vulcan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
    Is he a Vulcan?
    Lol, might as well be. Whatever pressure point he used worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Oh, trust me, some police still carry night sticks. They are trained to use them too. It is very non-lethal. I have the training. You can take down a guy double your size with it. You're not even beating them with it, you just put it in the right place and you can have them begging for cuffs.


    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
    Is he a Vulcan?
    He's a Spaceball.

    Last edited by Methais; 11-05-2017 at 12:20 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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