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    Here’s just a partial list of Berky’s excuses and the ways she tried to throw her weight around to get out of the ticket:

    * On the phone with her son. (illegal in NY)
    * Going with the flow of traffic.
    * She’s a local lawmaker.
    * On her way to a job interview.
    * On her way to take her son to parties.
    * If she didn’t go with the flow of traffic, other drivers would honk at her.
    * She started crying.
    * She wailed that the fines were too expensive.
    * Said she suffered from PTSD.
    * Appeared to feign a panic attack while appearing to hyperventilate and then calmly answered her phone.
    * Accused officer of singling her out.
    * Said she missed the job interview.
    * Claimed cop was ruining her career.
    * Said the officer made her feel unsafe.
    * “I work 24 hours a day just to support my family."
    * Calls assistant during the call to see if her schedule is clear for court date.

    New York deserves representatives like this.
    Last edited by Parkbandit; 11-01-2017 at 05:53 PM.

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