Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Methais]

Whirlin gave me an infraction for insulting other members. What a ho. I hope his house is overrun by leafcutter ants.

Wut

[Gelston]

Wut

Expires 07-15-2017 07:02 PM: Flimbo Meltdown (We're Toxic)
Insulted Other Member(s)

I'm pretty sure it was a joke though. I had just accused him of abusing mod pwoers when he changed the Flimbo Melt Down to Flimbo Meltdown

[0zymandius]

This morning @245: A skunk got annoyed with someone or something outside our bedroom window. No more sleep for me.
This morning @715: Pulled over by a State Trooper on 95 North for going with the speed of traffic (72 in a 65).
This morning @845: Went to mix my water flavor packet thingie... dropped it all over the floor of the kitchen.
This morning @855: Decided to treat myself to a cookie (because it'd been that sort of day already). Half the cookie broke off and hit the floor.

Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints.

[Gelston]

Whats all this worrying about shit hitting the floor business? Scoop that shit up and eat it.

[Wrathbringer]

Whats all this worrying about shit hitting the floor business? Scoop that shit up and eat it.

You eat shit?

[0zymandius]

Whats all this worrying about shit hitting the floor business? Scoop that shit up and eat it.

Alas, I've worked here too long... I know what that floor's been through. And I know our janitorial staff. I'd rather eat dropped food at a sidewalk cafe in the poor section of Calcutta on New Year's morning during a soccer riot.

[Gelston]

You eat shit?

Not feces, no.

[Wrathbringer]

Not feces, no.

I dunno, kinda sounded like you eat shit.

[Androidpk]

I dunno, kinda sounded like you eat shit.

Marines gotta do what marines gotta do.

[Viekn]

This morning @715: Pulled over by a State Trooper on 95 North for going with the speed of traffic (72 in a 65).

Tell me you didn't get a ticket for going 72 in a 65!? If so, you know the judge is gonna laugh at that shit and just dismiss it.