post your lowest end roll crit kill

[Roblar]

You swing an immense double-edged waraxe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +538 vs DS: +506 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +55 = +117
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The Vvrael witch crumples to the ground motionless.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
A Vvrael witch becomes solid again.
A Vvrael witch glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The Vvrael witch no longer bristles with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael witch.
A Vvrael witch appears somehow different.

[Khariz]

Not my best. Not even my best in this thread, but a good one nonetheless:

You swing a dark runic lor-hafted sledgehammer at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +532 vs DS: +505 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +52 = +114
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the troll guard's skull in, resulting in instant death!
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

[Roblar]

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +586 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +112
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

[Eodus]

You leap from hiding to attack!
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a pale scaled shaper intensify!
You swing a gold-pommeled black glaes falchion at a pale scaled shaper!
AS: +670 vs DS: +627 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +32 = +110
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the scaled shaper's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
A pale scaled shaper sinks to the ground, the fell light in her eyes guttering before going out entirely.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a pale scaled shaper, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The deep blue glow leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The very powerful look leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The white light leaves a pale scaled shaper.
A pale scaled shaper glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a pale scaled shaper.
The scaled shaper no longer bristles with energy.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a pale scaled shaper suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The wall of force disappears from around a pale scaled shaper.
** Necrotic energy from your black glaes falchion overflows into you! **
You feel healed!

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You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a mithglin handaxe at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +634 vs DS: +602 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +50 = +112
... and hit for 30 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the fetish master's skull in, resulting in instant death!
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the ground, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
** Necrotic energy from your mithglin handaxe overflows into you! **
You feel energized!

[Gelston]

Ah, Michaelous thread, the original dumbass of the PC.

[hello]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

[Gelston]

I had a 101 from the GY gate that killed me. The GY gate wins.

[Khariz]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

No, when you manually edit the number to be 103, you don't win, haha

And you didn't even put much effort into the trolling. You copied and pasted Roblar's post and changed a few things.

[Ososis]

No, when you manually edit the number to be 103, you don't win, haha

Yeah, he's a total piece of shit.

[Methais]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

You suck at life. And forums.