Dude, seriously.
Stop while you are way behind.
You aren't funny.
You aren't intelligent.
You're sad and pathetic.
You're insults are 3rd grade level.
You're comebacks are even below that.
And you certainly can't take the high road... don't try.
Just chalk it up to you trying to be funny but failing as usual and move on. We have, you should too.
Let it go.
Yep, that's how I picturure PB, a tender snowflake that constantly worries about how other people might view him.
/sarcasm