Muslim kid tries to blow up school, Obama invites him to White House

[Wrathbringer]

Ok, I'm done with you. I pray that you are never personally touched by terrorism and can just go about your rainbow filled day today life forever in peace

Translation: I'm scared to death. Anything with numbers could be a bomb and I'm not willing to take that chance to get a cup of coffee.

[Androidpk]

Goodness me, "Supernova"! These terrorists are getting dangerous!

Only 40 seconds until this bomb explodes!

[Taernath]

Only 40 seconds until this bomb explodes!

And no red or green wires to choose from!

[Tgo01]

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Arrest != charged with a crime.

Also schools don't typically have to prove anything in a court of law to discipline students.

[Vorpodu]

Let me strap some road flares to my chest and walk into a place. When I get arrested I can just say its a costume. Then everybody can come to my defense because reasons. Oh yea they won't, I'm white guy.

[Tgo01]

Let me strap some road flares to my chest and walk into a place. When I get arrested I can just say its a costume. Then everybody can come to my defense because reasons. Oh yea they won't, I'm white guy.

The key is to make sure there are no actual explosives in the flares. Then you're golden. Oh and make sure you have wires hanging everywhere.

Then sit back and watch the free shit flow in.

[Vorpodu]

I really hope you peoples are firm believers of the 'see something, say something' philosophy.

[Warriorbird]

Let me strap some road flares to my chest and walk into a place. When I get arrested I can just say its a costume. Then everybody can come to my defense because reasons. Oh yea they won't, I'm white guy.

They won't need to. You won't be arrested.

[Wrathbringer]

I really hope you peoples are firm believers of the 'see something, say something' philosophy.

Why? So we can all start helping incarcerate each other over cheap clocks and science experiments? Good thinking. Nazi.

"America: The land of the terrified and the home of the incarcerated."

[Taernath]

Let me strap some road flares to my chest and walk into a place. When I get arrested I can just say its a costume. Then everybody can come to my defense because reasons. Oh yea they won't, I'm white guy.

Yeah, that'll show 'em!