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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    Or Tantric sex?
    Does tantric sex involve lots of buzzing?
    Last edited by Androidpk; 09-11-2015 at 08:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Does tantric sex involve lots of buzzing?
    There is another device that can vibrate and is associated with sex (and for that matter in some cases being taped to a wall). I leave it as a challenge to the reader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    It sounds like my neighbor put their phone on vibrate and taped it to their wall.
    Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.
    Here's hoping it isn't plugged into the wall, or i'm in for a long night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    Oh, their dildo fell behind their dresser.
    It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
    I play by my own rules.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    My windshield was replaced through my insurance, but they used OEE parts and now the rear view mirror is so low I can't use my old high quality sun shade, plus I have to rewire my dashcam the hard way because it's so flush against the A pillars.
    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    My windshield was replaced through my insurance, but they used OEE parts and now the rear view mirror is so low I can't use my old high quality sun shade, plus I have to rewire my dashcam the hard way because it's so flush against the A pillars.
    Should have paid your dues after 112 months. Now you see what happens.
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    Falling asleep in my chair waiting for Shahnho to lighten/deepen room order. Dammit!

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    Going to work on Pope day.

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