Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Astray]

my aunt ate a neopolitan style pizza. I've eaten at Bertuccis countless times with as many as 20+ people, no one did that.

Sounds like your aunt knows how to party harder than those 20+ people do.

[Allereli]

Sounds like your aunt knows how to party harder than those 20+ people do.

that would totally ruin the fresh disks of mozzarella. I miss Bertuccis.

[Latrinsorm]

Society shouldn't be responsible for "protecting" either.

Alas, our Constitution explicitly says we are, so until you repeal that we must act accordingly.

[Grey]

Alas, our Constitution explicitly says we are, so until you repeal that we must act accordingly.

Are you referencing providing for the common defense?

[Velfi]

Hung out with one of my activity guides in Hawaii, browsed through their extensive music library and found it nearly identical to mine. My mind is still blown.

[Androidpk]

I've seen a few people kind of fold it in half lengthwise. I've never once seen the pizza burrito method in 50 + years. I'm a pizza eater, and a people watcher.

That said, it all goes to the same place, and this is a boring story. My mind was not blown, PK loses.

What do I have to do with allerelis aunt's pizza eating??

[Latrinsorm]

Are you referencing providing for the common defense?

Promoting the general welfare.

[Ker_Thwap]

What do I have to do with allerelis aunt's pizza eating??

Beats me, someone said Marijuana , so I blamed you.

[leifastagsweed]

My aunt eats her pizza like a burrito. She rolls up a slice from the tip to the crust. WTF.

I think they call this a 'calzone' in some parts, but don't quote me.

[leifastagsweed]

Hung out with one of my activity guides in Hawaii, browsed through their extensive music library and found it nearly identical to mine. My mind is still blown.

I disbelieve that anyone has you beat with beats, Velfi. Except maybe me.