This is a daily occurrence for me: A table of lets say 6 will all want separate checks and then will all try to give me coupons. It states right on the coupon that it is one per TABLE! When I inform them of this their response is always "but we are paying separately". I don't know why they think that separate checks means they are sitting at their own table. Almost as bad as the people that ask me what kind of fish the filet mignon is.
[LNet]-GSIV:Methais: "If Randy Savage endorsed jihad I'd be on board"
[LNet]-GSIV:Methais: "I'd be blind without my highlights and would probably die more than Nyatherra"