Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[JackWhisper]

Perfectly rational way to remove all guilt! lol

I have squirrels in a couple of my trees, and one season a few years back one caught rabies, and literally charged my then two year old. It came at him and I smushed it to death by dropping a cardboard box on it and then dropping my weight on the box on top of a large piece of MDF. It died instantly. I had no sympathy. My kid was in danger.

[Candor]

Got yet another scam call from an "IRS agent" who had a very strong foreign accent. These idiots will try to convince you that you will be going to jail in the next couple hours if you don't pay them immediately. Hopefully no one on this board would fall for such a scam.

[Silvean]

I have squirrels in a couple of my trees, and one season a few years back one caught rabies, and literally charged my then two year old. It came at him and I smushed it to death by dropping a cardboard box on it and then dropping my weight on the box on top of a large piece of MDF. It died instantly. I had no sympathy. My kid was in danger.

I heard the Final Fantasy battle music in my head when I read this.

[subzero]

=(.

I want to be upset that you killed a gopher, but what the FUCK he heard the noise why would he get close enough to it to get killed?

Nature taking care of itself.

[Astray]

Got yet another scam call from an "IRS agent" who had a very strong foreign accent. These idiots will try to convince you that you will be going to jail in the next couple hours if you don't pay them immediately. Hopefully no one on this board would fall for such a scam.

I had a guy with a Russian accent call me and say I won a 250k grant. All I had to do was give him my bank information so it can be wired straight to me. I was laughing so hard he hung up.

[subzero]

You are so ew, Gelston. Black Widows may be docile, but if you walk by one at the wrong time, they will skitter after you to fuck with you. And they like to hide in fucking soda cans. Brown recluses don't hang around north California much, but they do appear, and I do kill them. They're vicious little fuckers, and they're poisonous.

1) What are you doing with open soda cans long enough for Widows to make a home of them?
2) What are you doing with those soda cans that them being in there is dangerous?

Poor gopher. God.

It's his fault anyway. And God is good. All the time. Cheer up, chum! There was a reason for all of this going down according to The Plan.

[JackWhisper]

1) What are you doing with open soda cans long enough for Widows to make a home of them?
2) What are you doing with those soda cans that them being in there is dangerous?

1) Mass soda can collection every few months. Plastics, cans, glass, everything. To take to the recycling center.

2) They get pissed off when it's time to go to the recycling center.

[Gelston]

1) Mass soda can collection every few months. Plastics, cans, glass, everything. To take to the recycling center.

2) They get pissed off when it's time to go to the recycling center.

You could get a recycling bin like 90% of Americans.

[JackWhisper]

You could get a recycling bin like 90% of Americans.

We recycle because when we recycle at the center. they pay us. My son gathers up all the glass, plastic, and soda cans, and he gets the money to buy toys with.

Fuck a recycling bin. They don't pay you shit.

[elcidcannon]

2) They get pissed off when it's time to go to the recycling center.

Understandably so, haha