Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Silvean]

"God is good... ALL the time".

They should read Job. Send them this helpful link: http://thebricktestament.com/job/index.html

[Taernath]

Is that called a catch-22 booty?

I call it the Omniimpotence Paradox

[subzero]

They should read Job. Send them this helpful link: http://thebricktestament.com/job/index.html

Seems to me that people like to irdisregard the old testament in general.

[Androidpk]

I remember reading an interview with an A-10 pilot that did combat sorties in Iraq years ago. She was a Christian and she said something along the lines of she would release her bombs and God would guide them into the enemies for her.

[Silvean]

Seems to me that people like to irdisregard the old testament in general.

They're missing out on the Song of Songs then. I used to break that out on all the Bible-loving ladies. "How beautiful you are, my darling! O, how beautiful! Your eyes are doves. ... Now, let's hit up this Dairy Queen right quick and then go somewhere private."

[Taernath]

I remember reading an interview with an A-10 pilot that did combat sorties in Iraq years ago. She was a Christian and she said something along the lines of she would release her bombs and God would guide them into the enemies for her.

God is a FSTer.

[Velfi]

Seems to me that people like to irdisregard the old testament in general.

Every word of the bible is literally true and infallible, being uttered by God Himself! (except the ones that are an inconvenience to me and/or my lifestyle or incompatible with modern society, NBD)

[Androidpk]

God is a FSTer.

A wut?

[Tgo01]

Every word of the bible is literally true and infallible, being uttered by God Himself!

Finally some sense in this thread!

[Taernath]

A wut?

My bad, a FiSTer. They designate targets behind enemy lines. I think the Air Force calls them something else.