Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Androidpk]

ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS!

I slept like shit, was up for hours in the middle of the night. THE WORST COTTON MOUTH I HAVE EVER HAD EVER. and no desire to eat.

AWESOME.

I'm glad I have to wait like a month until I actually have some positive effects -__- it makes me really want to keep taking these.... -----____-----

Yeah seriously. My doctor was like this shit will help you sleep! (I was having trouble sleeping.) During the first 4 days I probably slept 10 hours max. And the whole time I was incredibly exhausted.

[Viekn]

suck on a cough drop while you're sleeping. It will keep your mouth moistened, soothe a dry throat, and help you sleep. Just a menthol drop 5-7% will work.

Isn't that dangerous? <<choke>>...::dead::..."Hi God! Hey, no dry mouth!"

[JackWhisper]

Isn't that dangerous? <<choke>>...::dead::..."Hi God! Hey, no dry mouth!"

Not that I've experienced. I sleep on my back, the worst position for having something in your throat. Tuck it under your tongue, near the root, and it will dissolve slowly, keeping your throat moist while you try to sleep. And it doesn't move then. By the time it's small enough to slip out, it's not an impediment to cause choking.

[Gnome Rage]

Its not just dry mouth WHILE sleeping. My mouth is sandy right fucking now. I've been chugging tea and water and I feel like I'm choking on my own sandmouth.

:| I have to go have a breast ultrasound at 1, then go back to work until 6. /cry


I JUST WANT TO TAKE A NAP.

[JackWhisper]

Chew sugar free gum.

[Gnome Rage]

I wish I could chew gum without excruciating jaw pain. :|

Hence why I didn't get nicotine gum to help me quit smoking. I haven't been able to have gum since I was 15.

[JackWhisper]

Sweetie if you have any more issues, we may have to put you out of your misery. Christ almighty.

You need a good meal, a great shag, and an amazing nap. Seriously.

[JackWhisper]

I wish I could chew gum without excruciating jaw pain. :|

Hence why I didn't get nicotine gum to help me quit smoking. I haven't been able to have gum since I was 15.

*Gnome goes to doctor. Doc my jaw hurts*

*Doc x-rays your jaw* WTF. Your jaw's broken. How long?

*Gnome admits she hasn't chewed gum since age 15*

*Doc slaps Gnome with latex glove*

[Androidpk]

Sweetie if you have any more issues, we may have to put you out of your misery. Christ almighty.

We might have to give Tisket's husband a call.

[JackWhisper]

We need to throw Gnome a party IRL and celebrate her life. To happiness!

And then take her to the docs because she needs some help. Seriously, docs are sposed to fix you! This is a PC outrage!