Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[JackWhisper]

The cake is a lie.

[Androidpk]

I don't know anything about that particular pill but SSRI's in general can be pretty shitty on your body for the first few days or weeks.

[Gnome Rage]

I don't know anything about that particular pill but SSRI's in general can be pretty shitty on your body for the first few days or weeks.

ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS!

I slept like shit, was up for hours in the middle of the night. THE WORST COTTON MOUTH I HAVE EVER HAD EVER. and no desire to eat.

AWESOME.

I'm glad I have to wait like a month until I actually have some positive effects -__- it makes me really want to keep taking these.... -----____-----

[Wrathbringer]

ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS!

I slept like shit, was up for hours in the middle of the night. THE WORST COTTON MOUTH I HAVE EVER HAD EVER. and no desire to eat.

AWESOME.

I'm glad I have to wait like a month until I actually have some positive effects -__- it makes me really want to keep taking these.... -----____-----

What concerns me more is that we have no idea what the long term consequences of their use might be, but we're prescribing them w/ reckless abandon anyway because $.

[subzero]

ALL THE SIDE EFFECTS!

I slept like shit, was up for hours in the middle of the night. THE WORST COTTON MOUTH I HAVE EVER HAD EVER. and no desire to eat.

AWESOME.

I'm glad I have to wait like a month until I actually have some positive effects -__- it makes me really want to keep taking these.... -----____-----

And here you thought those commercials were joking about all those lousy side effects!

What concerns me more is that we have no idea what the long term consequences of their use might be, but we're prescribing them w/ reckless abandon anyway because $.

We can't know what the long-term effects are if we don't have guinea pigs, now, can we?

[JackWhisper]

And here you thought those commercials were joking about all those lousy side effects!

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[Gnome Rage]

I was reading the side effects last night like, DUDE I CAN START HAVING HALLUCINATIONS!?

[JackWhisper]

I was reading the side effects last night like, DUDE I CAN START HAVING HALLUCINATIONS!?

That's one of the fun parts. That shit NEVER happens. =(. All the GOOD side effects never happen.

[Gnome Rage]

The cotton mouth and being exhausted is probably the worst part.

I just want to sleeeep so badly.

my mouth feels like a desert.

[JackWhisper]

Take the pill with some food, and suck on a cough drop while you're sleeping. It will keep your mouth moistened, soothe a dry throat, and help you sleep. Just a menthol drop 5-7% will work.