Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Ker_Thwap]

In search of her vet records, I've called like 10 vets from my home town. One has records for my brothers cat but not mine. I found the one that we originally got her from (had to call my brother's ex girlfriend who got the cat for me originally). I've found out that we got her in 2000/early 2001 and she is 16 years old. Official age for the first time.

She has one small kidney and one normal kidney.

Stop looking for excuses to make yourself sad. Turn off the sad violin music and enjoy the beautiful day with kittyface.

/This kind of advice just might be why I'm divorced. Don't try it at home.

[JackWhisper]

Stop looking for excuses to make yourself sad. Turn off the sad violin music and enjoy the beautiful day with kittyface.

/This kind of advice just might be why I'm divorced. Don't try it at home.

I thought you were divorced because you refused to stop posting on PC instead of going to bed with your wife.

Shit. Learn something new everyday!

[Gnome Rage]

Stop looking for excuses to make yourself sad. Turn off the sad violin music and enjoy the beautiful day with kittyface.

/This kind of advice just might be why I'm divorced. Don't try it at home.

I'm at work, once I get home I'm gonna cuddle the heck out of her.

I'm also going to buy gravy and put it in a bowl with her favorite treats.

[Halfling Ire]

Day 1 of CCNA Voice. Bored as fuck.

[Androidpk]

Your daily dose of nope.


BRISTOL, United Kingdom — A British mother says she and her two young daughters opened a bag of bananas purchased at a nearby grocery store only to find the bunch was infested with one of the world’s deadliest spiders.

Maria Layton told the Bristol Post Newspaper that the bananas had been in the family home for more than a day before her 6-year-old daughter asked to eat one.
“The first banana had a funny bit on it, so I got another one for her and that was when I found the massive spider cocoon,” Layton told the newspaper.

Layton says she is scared of spiders in general, but she knew this was something more than a common house spider.

“The spider cocoon started to unfurl so I put it in a sealed box and put it in the freezer as I read that that is supposed to kill them,” she told the newspaper.

[Parkbandit]

Wife bought a set of 1600 thread count sheets. Very soft....

Woke up in the middle of the night sweating my ass off. This morning I find out that they are made from "microfiber" and not cotton.

Microfiber is made out of fucking polyester........

Her response was "Oh, that must be why they were so cheap!"

[Wrathbringer]

Wife bought a set of 1600 thread count sheets. Very soft....

Woke up in the middle of the night sweating my ass off. This morning I find out that they are made from "microfiber" and not cotton.

Microfiber is made out of fucking polyester........

Her response was "Oh, that must be why they were so cheap!"

Yeah, those things will fool anyone provided they haven't been fooled previously because, well, never again.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah, those things will fool anyone provided they haven't been fooled previously because, well, never again.

They were so soft.. but man, it was like sleeping between 2 sheets of plastic bags.

[Ker_Thwap]

They were so soft.. but man, it was like sleeping between 2 sheets of plastic bags.

Wait two weeks, they'll be all pilled, and you won't have to worry about the soft part anymore.

[JackWhisper]

Wait two weeks, they'll be all pilled, and you won't have to worry about the soft part anymore.

Pilled?