Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[subzero]

This girl I know had surgery today, her status on fb is "Out of surgery, everything went well, thank God"

I want to comment and be like: Thank the surgeon who didn't fuck it up, God's hands had nothing to do with it.

:|

I like to tell people who have all this supposed faith that when they're sick, they'd better hope I'm not in charge of where they end up because it'll be in some prayer circle or some shit rather than a hospital. They're never too fond of that idea for some reason. I think they need to pray harder.

[Gelston]

Only a capital if you believe "God" to be a person... which, he can't be because he is a god.

Apollo and Zeus are also gods, but they had sense enough to have REAL names.

(the more times you right god the more silly the word looks and sounds... like stick, stick stick stick stick)

If you are saying a god, as in there are multiple, you'd be correct. It isn't capitalized. If you are saying God, as in there is only one, it is a proper noun. Belief plays no factor into it. It is just grammar. The same way that you capitalize any other deity's name.

[Johnny Five]

Hipsters. The blemish of the world.

[Gnome Rage]

PRAY HARDER.

HARDER...

(I tried to find a good gif of nuns getting banged in a totally safe for work way, uhm, but I couldn't so... just imagine I was clever enough to find and insert one here)

[Gelston]

Hipsters. The blemish of the world.

You'll catch you some gnomerages with that for sure.

[subzero]

Being that a vast number of major medical institutions in the U.S. are non-profit religious entities,

Waaat? Now Obamacare makes sense.

[Gelston]

What's the yellow bike chain? Do people wear those as necklaces now?

[Gnome Rage]

If you are saying a god, as in there are multiple, you'd be correct. It isn't capitalized. If you are saying God, as in there is only one, it is a proper noun. Belief plays no factor into it. It is just grammar. The same way that you capitalize any other deity's name.

Then a god named himself God, and was a total douche. This must be why he got kicked off mt. Olympus(sy).

[Gnome Rage]

What's the yellow bike chain? Do people wear those as necklaces now?

If you knew anything about anything you'd know cycling is SUPER in right now.

You'll catch you some gnomerages with that for sure.

I do not use any of the items in the said photo. I am a fatty-fat so I definitely don't use the bike chain, I have glasses so I can't wear sunglasses, I can't drink beer anymore cause I have a sensitive stomach, and American Spirits make me want to puke everywhere.

I'm still more HIP
[this took me forever to find]

[Gelston]

Then a god named himself God, and was a total douche. This must be why he got kicked off mt. Olympus(sy).

Pretty sure we named him God.