
Originally Posted by
Thondalar
I flipped through these, and most of them are dumb as shit. I'm sorry if you didn't know pineapples don't grow on trees, or peanuts grow underground, but that's not exactly a revelation to most of us. The thing about oranges being treated with ethylene gas is also nonsensical...that's only for certain varieties that grow in certain conditions that don't turn orange naturally when they ripen. The same process is used for tomatoes and a bunch of other stuff. It's completely harmless. Tic-tacs won't automatically come out one-at-a-time just because you turn the container over, someone obviously set that one on the lid. Of course the "i before e rule" has a few caveats. Of course coyotes run faster than roadrunners IRL, roadrunners IRL aren't even a foot tall. However, were they to be as tall as a coyote, as in the cartoon, they would run roughly 66 mph, well over the coyote's 42. Who didn't know Toad was wearing a hat? Who the fuck needs a "pringles removal method"? Not to mention the fucking...
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uh...sorry.
LOL.
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