Allergic to alcohol?
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Allergic to alcohol?
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Just suck it up and go. You don't have to have a good time, but it'll make your family happy. And, free food.
Originally Posted by Taernath
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No, I used to drink. A lot. About four and a half years ago I was drunk and got into a fight with my best friend, came to the conclusion that I didn't even enjoy drinking any more and was just doing it to not be sober, and haven't touched it since that night.
I probably will, but I'll be frowning about it the whole time!
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You should also sit in the corner with your arms crossed in front of your chest. Maybe stomp your feet a little too. That would be great.
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Or I could go in the next room and start masturbating loudly during the ceremony.
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You tease, but since when is a woman being vocal during orgasm a bad thing? Never. I rule. Boom.
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It's true.
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Fender bender right in front of my car on a busy road during rush hour today. Why do people have to argue in the middle of the road while traffic backs up behind them? Morons.
You made your bed when you voted in we Republicans, America. Now you can go ahead and sleep in it.
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
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Or I could go in the next room and start masturbating loudly during the ceremony.
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