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    Should have had the maid answer....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Yup. Or at least a year or two after I left if it slipped through the cracks.. but 10 years? Give me a break.
    How does it work if they have a violation?
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    I don't usually find these things funny, but this one made me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    How does it work if they have a violation?
    They will go for the deep pockets.. the hotel owners/franchiser. It's unlikely they would try to go after me since I haven't been there in over 9 years.. but they could.

    So far, they haven't really responded to my email except for some pencil pusher saying they will look into it.

    I honestly have no interest in helping them at this point. Fuck 'em.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    They will go for the deep pockets.. the hotel owners/franchiser. It's unlikely they would try to go after me since I haven't been there in over 9 years.. but they could.

    So far, they haven't really responded to my email except for some pencil pusher saying they will look into it.

    I honestly have no interest in helping them at this point. Fuck 'em.
    Not sure how they handle it there, varies by state and all. I believe on first offense for an underage it is 500 for the bartender and 5 grand for the bar. 2nd is basically double and loss of license.

    Buying from an unlicensed(untaxed) vendor is immediate loss of license.

    Don't see how it'd land on the person who hit the license, since you license the bar/establishment and not an individual. I don't know why they even need you... Or were you marked as proprieter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Not sure how they handle it there, varies by state and all. I believe on first offense for an underage it is 500 for the bartender and 5 grand for the bar. 2nd is basically double and loss of license.

    Buying from an unlicensed(untaxed) vendor is immediate loss of license.

    Don't see how it'd land on the person who hit the license, since you license the bar/establishment and not an individual. I don't know why they even need you... Or were you marked as proprieter?
    In Florida, you have to go to the Police Department to get your background checked and fingerprinted to get the license.. and it's in the name of the owner typically. We were owned by a REIT, so it fell to me being the manager.
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Man if my kids weren't so desensitized to practical jokes of any kind, I'd have to try this one on them. Our family does like it's practical jokes though.
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    I like penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    In Florida, you have to go to the Police Department to get your background checked and fingerprinted to get the license.. and it's in the name of the owner typically. We were owned by a REIT, so it fell to me being the manager.
    That sounds like the process for an ABO here, which is the license an individual gets to sell alcohol. I don't. Weirdness.
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