Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Wrathbringer]

Isn't it illegal to drive without insurance?

Oh, only in 48/50 states.

Then again, it's illegal to drive with outdated tags.

WE GOT THIS! POST-ITS AND SHARPIES TO THE RESCUE!

It's also illegal to exceed the speed limit. At least I'm consistent in my practices.

[Sorcasaurus]

Who bought the car worth insuring? All your troubles began there.

[JackWhisper]

You should have bought a Fuck-it Bucket.




http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=3774729

[Ker_Thwap]

Actually that's the smaller part of it. It's the amount of time and effort required for me to fix it. Had he just showed up to pay the body shop, I'd have my car back and it'd be a silly inconvenience that happened last week. He's now lying and trying to blame me, which requires more effort and time on my part to un-do his fuck up.

I'm also not in the habit of paying hundreds of dollars to fix other peoples mistakes. Call me crazy

It sucks that you got hit by a Libertarian.

[Atlanteax]

It sucks that you got hit by a Libertarian.

I think you meant Democrat

[Ker_Thwap]

I think you meant Democrat

Try to keep up, I was taking a jab at Wrathbringer in fun. I wasn't actually making a terrible political joke based on my ignorance of word roots.

[Wrathbringer]

Try to keep up, I was taking a jab at Wrathbringer in fun. I wasn't actually making a terrible political joke based on my ignorance of word roots.

And I chuckled.

[Taernath]

This happened over the weekend, but dealing with it this morning:

The prick that hit my car saw the quote (I sent him a picture from the body shop) and decided to change his story. His response was "Well, your car was behind mine. I'm no longer sure who hit who. I'm fairly certain you rear ended me and it's your fault"

I immediately filed a claim with my insurance and called the bank who's parking lot I was hit in. They have a camera covering the parking lot. It is caught on film. I told the asshat this and he still tried to deny it. Fuck him. He now qualifies for insurance fraud.

I'm lucky I sent him a picture of the quote and he wasn't there in person. I likely would have been arrested for A&B.

I warned you about assholes bro!!!! I told you dog!

[Allereli]

text message discussion about itchy dog butts which led to research about giving them human meds and videos on expressing dogs' anal glands

[Ker_Thwap]

Jehovah's witnesses woke me up from my nap yesterday, pounding on my front door. Think I'd get arrested if I barge in on one of their services and ask if they have just a minute?