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    I bent a fingernail backwards so far that it bent in half and the top half popped back into place facing the wrong direction. Ouch! This is what I get for procrastinating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diethx View Post
    Nasty headache; should not have drank beer tonight at trivia.

    Thank you, xanax.
    How about a nice glass of water?
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    American Saturday morning cartoons have been garbage for years. The networks managed to stave off extinction for a time by importing Japanese programming (Pokémon, Yu-gi-oh!, Dragon Ball, etc.) but once those stocks were exhausted there was nothing left. And frankly they were garbage before the 90s too, their earlier success was due only to the broadcast cartel.
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    Fucked up my leg the other day taking a fitness test. I think that means you automatically fail. ANYWAYS, it now looks like there is a decent amount of bleeding under the skin. I'll have to post a picture later.
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    What kind of fitness test causes you to have internal bleeding??

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    Sprinting, if you can believe it. You're supposed to sprint past the starting line and get as far as you can in three seconds. Something popped in my hamstring when I tried to get a fast start. I dunno. I run distance, sprinting sucks.
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    There is a reason why 9 out of 10 androidpks recommend against any kind of running activity.

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    did you know humans are the best long distance runners on the planet? No other animal is idiotic enough to run that far without stopping
    PB: One day you'll need this number: 988.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
    Sprinting, if you can believe it. You're supposed to sprint past the starting line and get as far as you can in three seconds. Something popped in my hamstring when I tried to get a fast start. I dunno. I run distance, sprinting sucks.
    Sprinting is unbelievably dangerous from a bodily destruction standpoint. Probably all explosive athletics are. What the heck are you taking a fitness test for anyway, I thought you were a biologist?
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    did you know humans are the best long distance runners on the planet? No other animal is idiotic enough to run that far without stopping
    You spelled "tuff as hell" wrong. Put that in your pipes and smoke it, cheetahs. Oh you can't? No prehensile digits? Sorry I'm not sorry. ⌐■_■
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allereli View Post
    did you know humans are the best long distance runners on the planet? No other animal is idiotic enough to run that far without stopping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    Sprinting is unbelievably dangerous from a bodily destruction standpoint. Probably all explosive athletics are. What the heck are you taking a fitness test for anyway, I thought you were a biologist?
    Elective. Life Wellness and Health.

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