Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Gnome Rage]

We waited like... 30 minutes, isn't that the rule for swimming? :x

[diethx]

Hahaha, I think that's an hour.

[Gnome Rage]

Faauk! This is where we went wrong.

There was even a brief discussion about it, I said "You want to lawn dice?" and he said "I thought you wanted to..." and I said "Well, I don't wanna get sick--I intend on... and it might make me sick" and so we said "OK" and lawn diced for a while and then showered and THEN started. It had to have been AT LEAST 30-45 minutes

Rats!

(After writing this post, I kept thinking "and I would have gotten away with it too..." and so I did a quick google search and this was the best result)

[Taernath]

Lawn dice is a poor substitute for lawn darts.

[Sorcasaurus]

Lawn dice is a poor substitute for lawn darts.

30-45 minutes is a poor substitute for an hour.

Sorry to hear about the rough times. How has your water intake been? Dehydration can make anything else bothering you worse, and could contribute to what happened.

[Gnome Rage]

You don't like lawn dice?! Lawn dice is fun.

[Tgo01]

You don't like lawn dice?! Lawn dice is fun.

Sounds like a euphemism for sex dice.

That also makes this quote take on quite a different meaning:

There was even a brief discussion about it, I said "You want to lawn dice?" and he said "I thought you wanted to..." and I said "Well, I don't wanna get sick--I intend on... and it might make me sick" and so we said "OK" and lawn diced for a while and then showered and THEN started. It had to have been AT LEAST 30-45 minutes

[Latrinsorm]

From the sudden onset and extreme severity of the vomiting it sounds like some kind of food poisoning to me, especially if the primary symptoms are gone now. I'd throw out any remaining fish and whatever you used as mixers for the margaritas.

The spasms, trembling, and crying are natural for that level of vomiting, although from my experience that doesn't make it any less terrifying while it's happening.

[Taernath]

Sounds like a euphemism for sex dice.

That also makes this quote take on quite a different meaning:

Come on, dig a little deeper.

My back and shoulders and pelvis feel like they've been shattered (obviously not, but y'know) and I can't stand up straight... or walk without pain.

[Gnome Rage]

No, the sex happened after lawn dice.

He was asking something along the lines of I thought you wanted to bang, but he hates when I use terms like that...

(I say peen just to bother him)

From the sudden onset and extreme severity of the vomiting it sounds like some kind of food poisoning to me, especially if the primary symptoms are gone now. I'd throw out any remaining fish and whatever you used as mixers for the margaritas.

The spasms, trembling, and crying are natural for that level of vomiting, although from my experience that doesn't make it any less terrifying while it's happening.

I think the nausea was based on over heating, then the vomiting was cause I tried to get in the shower and cool off, and I got vertigo and then I vomited (in the tub, this experience was mortifying, just kneeling in the tub crying and calling for Nathan, godddd it was horribleeee).