Quote Originally Posted by NinjasLeadTheWay View Post
I mean shit, you wanna talk about an environmental catastrophe. Meteors. They've killed before and they will kill again! We'd be fools to not build a massive multi-trillion dollar meteor defense system!!! Don't believe those right wing bible thumping idiots! Meteors are the greatest danger to mankind! Meteor related events have increased 100 fold in the past century with the production of steel and other metal fabrications the planet is like one big meteor magnet! We need an concerted effort to ban man-made metals because the magnetic pull of earth is increasing and with it, MORE METEORS! OMG! So lets talk about the environmentally friendly Halo ring we need to build around the planet using recycled beer cans and other materials to protect us from meteors. But we can't do it alone! We need to help of corporations and You, the taxpayer, to help subsidize the latest Haliburton planetary defensive device!

Same shit. Just as ridiculous.
Sounds an awful lot like defense justifications and why we're supposed to still mysteriously need oil subsidies. You can use some more exclamation points too. They add correctness.