Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Atlanteax]

That made you frown?

I think what made him frown is that the cops could not figure out which one was the real joker, when it was *clearly* the one in the highest window.

[DCSL]

So I went to the gym for a session and my trainer comes up to me and says, "You wanna do something different today? Something crazy?" And, like a fucking idiot, I said, "Sure!!1!" So he took me to the Gold's Fit area and put me in a class with people much fitter than I. We wound up doing 23 rounds of 3 pull ups, 6 push ups, 9 squats, 1 lap around the gym carrying 35 lb. kettle bells and 5... Burpees? I have no idea how you spell it. But I think I'm dying. Halp.

[Tgo01]

So I went to the gym for a session and my trainer comes up to me and says, "You wanna do something different today? Something crazy?" And, like a fucking idiot, I said, "Sure!!1!"

You fell for that? :/

[Taernath]

Why don't you just kill him and eat his heart? Seems like a quicker and easier way to gain his strength.

[Latrinsorm]

So I went to the gym for a session and my trainer comes up to me and says, "You wanna do something different today? Something crazy?" And, like a fucking idiot, I said, "Sure!!1!" So he took me to the Gold's Fit area and put me in a class with people much fitter than I. We wound up doing 23 rounds of 3 pull ups, 6 push ups, 9 squats, 1 lap around the gym carrying 35 lb. kettle bells and 5... Burpees? I have no idea how you spell it. But I think I'm dying. Halp.

After excessive workouts, Kina Grannis goes on the elliptical and does Q&A with her fans... but I would just spam you with Qs about sharing your fanfiction.

Net net, I can offer no useful assistance in this situation. (You could tell by whose post it was, eh? Eh?? Damn right!)

[DCSL]

You fell for that? :/

Yeah. I'd beat myself up about it but my arms hurt too much. I can barely lift my hands to ear level.

Why don't you just kill him and eat his heart? Seems like a quicker and easier way to gain his strength.

Again, my arms hurt. My ass too. We did lunges as a warm up. I should have known right there that it would be TOO crazy. But I'll tell him the internet told me to kill him and eat his heart.

After excessive workouts, Kina Grannis goes on the elliptical and does Q&A with her fans... but I would just spam you with Qs about sharing your fanfiction.

Net net, I can offer no useful assistance in this situation. (You could tell by whose post it was, eh? Eh?? Damn right!)

Never gonna happen. I like the feedback strangers give me but I've been burned by those close to me.

[diethx]

My feet are so cold.

[Gnome Rage]

My roommates gf hums all the time.

its annoying. :| I now hate humming.

Even in small doses.

sing alongs are now ruined!

[Gnome Rage]

I don't think there is a "Thread for things that made you rage today" thread, so I'm going to put this here.

FUCK
BRIDGE WORK

DO THAT SHIT AT NIGHT.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
FUCKING AN HOUR AND FORTY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES TO GO LESS THAN NINE EXITS?

FUCK YOUR FUCKING SLUT CUNT MA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION.

YOU'RE A DEPARTMENT OF FUCKS.

GRAWRRRRRRR

[Latrinsorm]

When I get mad I find it helps to hum a little tune... oh, right.