Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Warriorbird]

Today was the shittiest fucking day. Tikal canceled. Apparently everything coming out of that specific consulate is cancelled and nobody thought to tell me, despite hotel reservations made. Something else. Why are the worst fucking men in the world attracted to me. If Dahmer was alive he would take exception from little boys just to hunt me for my flesh, I'm certain of it. It was exciting when I was younger but I'm a creaky old spinster now and just once I want to date a nice guy who doesn't torture kittens in his spare time. Somebody boring. Like an accountant or something. That said, completely unrelated... two wahabists also put me in a bad mood today. Fucking Saudi trash, goddamnit. I'll show them what Saddams bodyguards should have done. I need sleep, I haven't slept in about 3 days. Sorry if this reads like Stanley Burrells vagina monologues.

Us boring people like you too. You just prefer the dangerous ones.

[4a6c1]

Pshh. You're not boring, shutup. And I do not like dangerous men! I'm not even looking really, I work too much. It's just I noticed the type of characters who come on to me are morally reprehensible. I just had to step back and shake my head.

[Warriorbird]

Pshh. You're not boring, shutup. And I do not like dangerous men! I'm not even looking really, I work too much. It's just I noticed the type of characters who come on to me are morally reprehensible. I just had to step back and shake my head.

Just relax a moment and realize you have a job that takes you past the dreams (as well as comfort zone) of the average American. Find something good to eat. Anthony Bourdain it up.

[Latrinsorm]

Look, I warned you that carrying an AK-47 at all times would send the wrong signals, that Kalashnikov is OUT OUT OUT for fall, but noooo, you had to listen to your big city Guns and Ammo mags. Is there anyone more reprehensible than male fashionistas? I rest my case.

[4a6c1]

Just relax a moment and realize you have a job that takes you past the dreams (as well as comfort zone) of the average American. Find something good to eat. Anthony Bourdain it up.

Ooh. That's really good advice. And I read it in his voice. Even better.

Is there anyone more reprehensible than male fashionistas? I rest my case.

I can't BELIEVE you would say this. The Risen Lord, the one true god...Alexander McQueen...died for our fashion sins. And you blaspheme his name!!

[Latrinsorm]

If I have to explain to you how tacky it is for someone to hang themselves with a brown belt, I'm going to get more rep accusing me of being a misogynist.

[AnticorRifling]

If I have to explain to you how tacky it is for someone to hang themselves with a brown belt, I'm going to get more rep accusing me of being a misogynist.

Really depends on what color shoes they're wearing.

[4a6c1]

If I have to explain to you how tacky it is for someone to hang themselves with a brown belt, I'm going to get more rep accusing me of being a misogynist.

I wish you would rant about fashion. Put those computer skills to work for the world at last. Surveillance and sports be damned! We want it in spreadsheet form too. God...I'm getting a little faghag tingle in my loins just thinking about it.

[4a6c1]

Why was I thinking about Alexander McQueen last night? Wow, the places my brain will go when it needs sleep.

[Latrinsorm]

I wish you would rant about fashion. Put those computer skills to work for the world at last. Surveillance and sports be damned! We want it in spreadsheet form too. God...I'm getting a little faghag tingle in my loins just thinking about it.

I don't actually know anything about fashion. :S

Or surveillance. :S

Or sports. :S