Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Tgo01]

Zucchini is delicious, especially when it's baked and stuffed with cheese and tomatoes and little crispy pieces of bacon.

So what you're saying is throw as many other pieces of food on top of zucchini to drown out the horrible flavor? Sounds about right.

[Latrinsorm]

I prefer it in bread form. If you freeze zucchini bread and then eat it while it is still really really cold, it is amazing. I mean, it's always amazing, but for some reason when it is cold I like it much better.

Also works with cupcakes!

[iJin]

I've never had zucchini bread nor them stuffed. Must find recipes!

[DCSL]

My arms are often covered in bruises and cuts from my daily battles with dogs and cats so I get weird looks sometimes. Sometimes, they go beyond looking. Today, a woman followed me into the restroom at the grocery store to offer me a card for a women's shelter. I mean.. I know Sprinkles tore my shit up but I don't look like a beaten woman. >_<

[Gnome Rage]

I just re-dyed my hair and cried at the results. I look so fucking standard. Factory issue.

[Suppressed Poet]

I went into the office today. This is not what makes me frown.

Someone took my pen. I know when I left the office Friday, I specifically set down my pen in the same location as always...right on top of my Rhodia pad. This is not just any pen. This is my favorite...a Pentel Vanishing Point. I had to use my own hard earned cash to buy this because life is too short to subject one's hand to the discomfortable trash of writing with those standard issued Office Depot branded cheap ass plastic ball points that my company provides. This is what I'm forced to use right now because some heartless cunt thief has taken my favorite instrument.

My current and most obvious suspect list includes everyone on my floor and the cleaning crew. Tomorrow I will hunt down this criminal. When I find the culprit I'm taking back my pen and I'm going to shove this cheap inferior plastic POS that's not fit for a caveman right up their asshole.

[Latrinsorm]

I just re-dyed my hair and cried at the results. I look so fucking standard. Factory issue.

Do you wear it because everyone else wears it or do you wear it and everyone else happens to wear it? Natural doesn't mean normal.

[Suppressed Poet]

My green office desk lamp wasn't turning on. When I followed the power cord below, not only do I see that it has been unplugged but lo and behold I find my pen next to the unplugged cord. Then when I flip open my pad, the last written page has "HI!" in obnoxious big print. The plot thickens...so instead of a petty thief it appears I have become victim to a corporate terrorist.

Well seems I have foiled their plan. I'm sure they didn't expect me to come in today, and wanted to see me throw a fit. I'm just going to play it cool tomorrow and let this original prankster exposé them-self when they don't receive their desired reaction. And then when they do, I'll shove the cheap ballpoint up their asshole.

[Delias]

I just re-dyed my hair and cried at the results. I look so fucking standard. Factory issue.

I mean this in the nicest way possible. Grow up.

[Gnome Rage]

I mean this in the nicest way possible. Grow up.

Why the fuck would I want to do that? You are all miserable as adults. I'd rather have the biggest problem in my life be the fact that my hair isn't the color I want it to be.