Someone microwaved some sort of fish for lunch. Not fresh fish. And microwaved. Fucking inconsiderate cunts.
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Someone microwaved some sort of fish for lunch. Not fresh fish. And microwaved. Fucking inconsiderate cunts.
Originally Posted by Taernath
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Are you sure it's not just a case of incredibly poor hygiene?
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Why, was your ex-wife coming to my building today?!
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I don't know- do they do vaginal reconstructive surgery there? After a decade with me, she'll need it if she intends to please another man.
Edit: Oh, something about cleanliness or whatever
Last edited by Delias; 07-09-2013 at 02:16 PM.
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Webpage due at end of class. All 3 of my thumb drives corrupted on me. Two more weeks, just two more.
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Was just outside 15 minutes ago and it was bright and sunny, was planning on heading to the pool after work... it's now storming with lightning and thunder. WTF. Fucking Texas.
Same thing happened to me. I looked out the window and said to myself "Huh, looks like it might rain later." I check the weather app on my phone and it says it's not supposed to rain for another 5 hours, I look back out the window and it's pouring down rain and lightning and thundering everywhere.
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Didn't get the promotion unfortunately, but I still get a pay increase to relocate to Tracy, just not as much. In other words, my significant other did get the promotion so he'll be making more and we get the 10k relocation bonus still. Yay. We move in a month.
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So will he be your direct supervisor? Because I have seen that work out well exactly 0% of the time.
Last edited by Delias; 07-09-2013 at 09:14 PM.
Oh hell no
You are like the last person in the world that she should be taking relationship advice from.
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