Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 1. Quite a disappointment![]()
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 1. Quite a disappointment![]()
Oh fuck man, do NOT rent or buy Alien Uprising. I like alien movies but I've become a little cautious about renting movies I've never heard about from Comcast On Demand, so I googled it first. Not a word about it on Rotten Tomatoes but I thought, "hey, it's got Jean Claude Van Damme in it, how bad can it be?"
Pretty fucking bad it turns out.
Van Damme is only in it for like 8 minutes. He actually has a hand in one of the best scenes of the whole movie but that's only because he gets peeled and exploded by an alien ship (a fate I was wishing on the director, writers, and producers by that point.)
I will admit that there were a few surprises and some tense moments but most of it was amateurish shaky camera angles, over emoting actors (all of whom you end up hating), and inexplicable events that are never explained.
But the worse sin of all...not a single FUCKING alien for most of the movie and then, when they do show up it just feels like a total cheat.
What amazes me most is that Comcast had the nerve to ask for $6.99 to rent this POS rather than the normal 4.99. What a joke.
edit: apparently the title was changed for the U.S. release. It was U.F.O. when first released in Britain.
Last edited by Tisket; 06-23-2013 at 05:57 PM.
We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow
The Dark Knight Rises.
What a heaping pile of crap. Bale looks beat.
Obvious Darth Vader rip off with Bane. With a little Father Christmas accent thrown in. Utter crap.
Hathaway does not even save it.
Billy's joined the National Front
He always was (just) a little runt
He's got his hand in the air with the other cunts
You've got to humanize yourself
Man of Steel. Not a bad movie but not a great movie. Full credit to Henry Cavill who makes a great Superman. The rest of the cast was either bland or over the top. Ridiculous level of destruction. A grain elevator explodes when Zod and Supes Crash through it...wheat is combustible? Mediocre soundtrack. A decent origin movie that could be a lot more in a sequel. And lighten it up a bit, enough with the Nolan effect.
>However, many otherwise mundane materials can also lead to a dangerous dust cloud such as grain, flour, sugar, powdered milk and pollen. Many powdered metals (such as aluminium and titanium) can form explosive suspensions in air.
Grain silo explosions are quite real and devastating.
Yeah it's cars exploding that is fakey fake. Grain silos can't even have electric light switches.
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.