Oh. Yeah. I've seen one episode of that I think. :x
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Oh. Yeah. I've seen one episode of that I think. :x
Originally Posted by Taernath
The Dex in Dyslexia
You're missing out. Nathan Explosion is too hot. If you like wimps, Toki is there too. I guess.
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Cannot find the whisk attachment to my stand mixer. Used hand beaters instead. Finished making the dessert in question, and then cleaned the semi-whipped cream off of the walls, counters, and other assorted kitchen equipment. WHERE IS MY WHISK ATTACHMENT.
Last edited by msconstrew; 05-31-2013 at 03:32 PM.
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Dude, Toki is hilarious. And Swisgar. And the whole fucking show is mad excellent.
Wyrom: Crux already died for our sins.SEND[Kenstrom] Behold Dark Cruxophim, Blood Reaver and Weaver of Shadows, eater of Rooks, corruptor of orphans, flayer of flesh...but won't read a letter from some dying woman's diary, haha.--Order of the Shadow--Thadston says, "Stand down Baron, and your men. Or I swear to Koar, Liabo, Lornon, Cruxophim, I will release your daughter and watch her die right here."
Stormyrain evenly asks, "Did you just make Cruxophim a god?"
--carrion.kissing.chaos--
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Is it bad that to differentiate between the spelling of desert and dessert I still think "For dessert, you go back twice"?
I mean, I have been spelling both words for like 30 years. They are simple enough that I should not need a device. Yet I have one, and I smile every time I read the word dessert. Stupid inner fat kid.
+5 Nipples of Greater Bloodletting
Dex, you know very well that I do not like wimps. I will check out more of that show.
Took my car in for an oil change. My mechanic apologizes about shitgoose and I. Me = lolwut? Apparently he decided to tell random people about our divorce. Lolol.
I have been telling everyone about that, I thought that was expected. "Hey, remember diethx from the pee cee?" blank stare "Yeah, she is a divorcée." blank stare "You know, diethx. Fabulous fashion sense, incredible nipples?"
Just kidding, you know I don't speak in public.
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
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You spoke to me! I guess I'm special. Although, I think that you did try to tell me that Jager doesn't taste like anise. To which I say pfft, and perhaps less talking would be better, and more pfffft.
But yeah, it was just so completely random. I asked him how it came up and he says that he called in for a quote on something and goes, "Oh, and did you hear about me and Stef?" I have no idea why my mechanic would have heard. I really don't. He's a really nice guy and we chat when I'm there to take my car in, but we don't socialize. I'm like... yeeeeeah sorry dude, so awkward. I dunno why he brought it up. Heh.
I had never had either before so I think that was someone else, but it is incontrovertible that you are a special lady.
My frown for today: eating an ice cream bar like a proper American, which is to say down the sides first then the middle, but for whatever reason the shell broke in one large piece on each side and crinkled up. Get out the fishing line, I am the Angel Maker. (Did Hannibal go back to the prosopagnosia well once too often? I say no.)
A further frown: 509 bandwidth errors. Is this what we pay you for, Buckwheet?
Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.
+5 Nipples of Greater Bloodletting
I dunno. I was pretty drunk but I'm pretty sure it was you!!!I had never had either before so I think that was someone else, but it is incontrovertible that you are a special lady.
And <3
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