Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[diethx]

No one was going there dude. No one.

[msconstrew]

For some reason my shower was only able to make it up to lukewarm today. I despise this. For ten boiling hot minutes of my day, I am supposed to be lost in the steaming bliss of solitude that is my morning shower. (Before you go there, no, I don't masturbate in the shower. I don't even like sex in the shower. The shower is a sacred place, you heathens.) For ten minutes I stood in the lukewarm water, not even able to enjoy the one time of day in which nobody fucking bothers me for anything. I was able to wash away the dirt of yesterday, but not the cares and concerns as I normally do in the body searing, mind numbing water.

Frown.

Well, I disagree on the sex in the shower part. But I agree that showers should be hot enough to hurt, and anything less is uncivilized. Sorry, dude, that sucks.

[Delias]

No one was going there dude. No one.

Please pause and reconsider the population of the PC and their proclivity to discuss masturbation.

[Delias]

Well, I disagree on the sex in the shower part. But I agree that showers should be hot enough to hurt, and anything less is uncivilized. Sorry, dude, that sucks.

Well, there is like a 16 inch difference in height between me and my wife... so if we fucked in the shower, the water always hit her on the top of the head and bounced into my eyes. Not sexy.

[diethx]

And it never occurred to you to try a different position/angle/whatever?

Jesus.

[Delias]

And it never occurred to you to try a different position/angle/whatever?

Jesus.

Height difference has other limitations as well. Only so many positions available while standing in the shower.

[msconstrew]

Well, there is like a 16 inch difference in height between me and my wife... so if we fucked in the shower, the water always hit her on the top of the head and bounced into my eyes. Not sexy.

Uh, there are other types of sex to have in the shower. And you can move the shower head. Your objection is denied.

[Delias]

Uh, there are other types of sex to have in the shower. And you can move the shower head. Your objection is denied.

Fine, let's go to the tape.

[diethx]

No one wants to watch the tape of you and your ex.

No one.

[DCSL]

I woke up almost four hours before I had to. Fuck you, body!