Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[diethx]

This fucking vacation. I will be lucky if I return to the states with all four limbs intact if things continue the way they've been going. This is clearly a sign from God that he deplores socialism.

I told you not to get kidnapped, I should have also said not to lose any limbs. WTF is up? Cuba was supposed to be awesome and warm and drunk. Yes, drunk.

[Fallen]

Best friend's dad had a heart attack. Touch and go for a while, and I guess now they have his body temp down to 91 to prevent damage for his heart being stopped for so long.

[Parkbandit]

You've cruised wrong if you're not fucked up at least half the time.

Disney cruise with family and in-laws... yea, I REALLY needed to be drunk the entire cruise for that one.. but wasn't. Worst cruise experience ever..

This cruise, even though we're still on Carnival, should be good. 3 good friends, only my immediate family, some of their friends, and 3 couples we've been friends with for eons.

I'm guessing it was half shuffleboard, half bridge, half arts and crafts.

I'll fucking gut you like a fish.

[Some Rogue]

I'll fucking gut you like a fish.

I don't remember The Old Man and the Sea being so violent.

[DCSL]

I can't find where my boyfriend decided to put my business receipts for the last quarter of last year.

[Parkbandit]

I don't remember The Old Man and the Sea being so violent.

[msconstrew]

Have your limbs and organs been threatened to be removed for black market transplants?

No. But I haven't managed to sleep more than four hours per night, and I think I either fractured or sprained my ankle yesterday falling down a flight of stairs ( in a NEW building, too, where I would not expect it to happen) and they have no ACE bandages in the pharmacies.

Guess I can now test out that free medical care thing!

Hope it gets better =\

It will. Unless it doesn't.

I told you not to get kidnapped, I should have also said not to lose any limbs. WTF is up? Cuba was supposed to be awesome and warm and drunk. Yes, drunk.

There has not been nearly enough drinking. It has also not been warm, though it is pretty awesome.

[Catts]

No. But I haven't managed to sleep more than four hours per night, and I think I either fractured or sprained my ankle yesterday falling down a flight of stairs ( in a NEW building, too, where I would not expect it to happen) and they have no ACE bandages in the pharmacies.

bleh that sucks! You can still heat/cool it...an anti-inflammatory should help if it's swelling. Glad you're still optimistic though!

[AnticorRifling]

No. But I haven't managed to sleep more than four hours per night, and I think I either fractured or sprained my ankle yesterday falling down a flight of stairs ( in a NEW building, too, where I would not expect it to happen) and they have no ACE bandages in the pharmacies.

See what happens when you venture out into the big scary world away from your safe secure kitchen?

[Showal]

Someone is surrendering a saint Bernard and refuses to work with the group i am in contact with. All the fosters are full in my friends rescue group. If anyone near Boston wants a saint (who will likely need a bit of work, behaviorally) let me know!