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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Your first clue should have been the title of the book you used being "dicionary."
    Let's get back to the important point I was making: UNICORNS
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    I bet grilled unicorn is magically delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    I bet grilled unicorn is magically delicious.
    You prick. How am I ever going to satisfy my craving for grilled unicorn now?

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    I hear it makes you a virgin again.

    Not as traumatic for guys but a regenerated hymen would suck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I hear it makes you a virgin again.

    Not as traumatic for guys but a regenerated hymen would suck.
    will it regenerate your behymen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I hear it makes you a virgin again.

    Not as traumatic for guys but a regenerated hymen would suck.
    Might be traumatic for their self-esteem.
    - dutifully, Kastrel Tyraegen Faendryl, the first freelance guildmaster of the Sorcerer's Guild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tisket View Post
    I hear it makes you a virgin again.
    What if you're already a virgin? Would it make you some sort of super virgin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    What if you're already a virgin? Would it make you some sort of super virgin?
    It virginizes your parents. You cease to exist.
    - dutifully, Kastrel Tyraegen Faendryl, the first freelance guildmaster of the Sorcerer's Guild

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    haha, "revirginize" should totally be a word.
    Last edited by Tisket; 01-21-2013 at 01:35 PM. Reason: because I put "devirginize"...
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. We must remember always that accusation is not proof and that conviction depends upon evidence and due process of law. We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men. Edward R. Murrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by RojoDisco View Post
    Flu is wicked this year. Somewhere I heard that while making the vaccines they (big pharma) miscalculated on which South American strain was going to make it up to North America so the vaccine that everyone is rushing out to get is described by world health as only "moderately affective" against this years strains. Obviously this only perpetuates the problem but they still want to sell the vaccines and they risk losing money if they don't so they hire doctors to promote the vaccines anyway. Thank you corporate overlords, flu epidemic is just what the doctor ordered (pun totally intended).
    I tell people that getting a flu shot is stupid all the time. They like to respond with something along the lines of, "Well, I didn't get sick this year" to which I reply, "Neither did I".

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